Mentors Galore (Herrie "Bok" H.) Aug. 26, 2006
Wew...
tikal ku ketang email ku nandin re:egroups.....Masyadu yang serious.Patalastas yamu ita...Now back to the ballgame tamu. Today I would like todiscuss in detial a little background about our teachers.... The contentsis based on my conversations with Sr Godejarda, Sr Elisa Tinoko & Sr Dethilde...
a. MR. GREGORIO OACMPO - he applied in SMA upon graduation and wasimediately hired as CAT Commandant. Anyang mumuna...ok pa. Oneng medyumehalatayamu ustung tactical inpection patye manibak yang buwak kareng lalaki,tatalan yang sukle ampong pamepe (ala pang dryer) kaibat ngana...."angsoft, ang dulas...para kang nagpasalon"! Oyta, kena re keng practical artsing problema kesa carpentry in tiru na, cooking & dressmaking in abalu radeng estudyanti na!
b. MRS MARY CRUZ - balu yu bang ing birthday na November1. Y Dang Marymegapply ya SMA kaibat na ning gera...Ali ya comfort women ne! Mumuna nangobra Science teacher ya...oneng uli yatang ibat ya keng old school at veryconservative ya... anyang turu neng reproductive system anyang iexpalin neing reproductive system ngana....the toy car of the male will enter thegarage of the female, then the car will unload its passengers...onenganyang mag periodical test na anyang i check do reng madre reng testpaper...ketang question a ...what do you call the male organ...aro atinmekibat...TOYTOY! A pepaturwan dane mu Florante at Laura...
c. MRS MEL BACANI - balu yo anyang muna yang munta SMA i Ms Mel, atneng kacute at payat ya pa. So aisip da kanu reng madre...ah gawan tayang Englishteacher ini. Y Mel naman, talagang pighandaan na ini at mig summer ya pakeng Speechmasters for added confidence... Misan a aldo pepagdemo teachingde...atyu la ngan pamo reng madre....Class good morning....I am Ms. Ameliaand I will be your spelling teacher....Ok can you spell the name of the hotdrink that your father likes to drink every morning while reading thenewspapers....Aro ka slang na po balamu anak yang Amerkanu....anya sabi rameganerbyusan la reng anak at alang mekibat....to break the ice....iyanapamu megspell i Mel....ok....I will spell it for you....listen carefullyngana kano.....C...HO...HEF...HEF...HEE...HEE... handerstand! Mibulang lareng madre...nilipat de Filipino at tinuru nya mung Noli Me Tangere...balayu mo yari ne karin ing kwento....ngana kano....si Hivara at Vasilio hayhihisa...sila hay kumakatawan sa fanghahapi ng mga kastila! Luid ya ingCapampangan Ms. Mel!
d. MS. YUMUL - Ing ambisyun na maging dentista talaga kanu oneng ala pangmag major gagawang braces anya migmestra ya at tinuru yang English .Ingsabi ra kanaku PE teacher in inapplyan na kasi kanu anyang estudyante yaSMA, player ya kanung baseball. Anya pala ustung mapipikun ya mamasibasyang blackboard eraser...problema....anyang basibasan ne i Aselo, besibasne murin kayang pare ku itang eraser. Kaya mu....as in kaya ku mu atakmaning mag Christmas Party ing pamangan ligang babi at iakami pang miglutu!Ano ba yan! Salamat at one year yamu SMA!
e. Ms. ROSE MASANGQUE - originally ing inapplyan na is home economics &proper grooming. matalino ya ing taung a ini bista man kalulula...pagsikapan nang maging mestra... Ok first day of class na turu yamath....kalub na....GOOOOOD morning at pakembut kembut ya pa! Hmmmm ok nesana ot ala naman rugung sinabi kaya.....Ma'am, patye mengana kang oilbuwak....eka mag HAIRBAND!
f. Ms. MENDOZA - black beauty ya ini at akwentu na....i Tuadles kanumeglolo ya kaya itang PBA player...Makananu lang mikalala....anya palangcollege ya varsity ne ning swimming team ra....hmmm that explainsit...ngeni ku pamu abalu....bakit kabud nya mu megdive ketang fishpond dari Lourdes Guintu anyang mamasyal tamu...."force of habit"...kelyan ye pamone!
g. Ms. ANN ANGELES - megulu Baculud anyang muna yang mag apply king SMA.Kaynakan na.....19 years old....katas na....5'8", maputiya...malagu...balbun....at tinuru ya Biology.......iyang panalili ra kangMrs Cruz....salamat naman at ali tane disnan...Alang makapagsabi karenglalaki na ede ni minsan a isip....instrumental ya at ginising no nganhormones reng estudyanti nang lalaki.. nanu kaya nung.....i Froilanmagpraktis yapin mika power a maging invisible ban ne kanung luban kwartuna....Karok
h. MRS CORTES - tuturu yang English anyang highschool. Master no rengTenses of Verbs.....Wait....Waited.....Waiting....for the Bell! Idol nengBadew ini...biru mo....inspite of....mekapakyasawa ya pa at patay na patay ya kaya i Mr Cortes (patay na rin ) kasi kanu malakandila ya taliri gamat...taliri mu ing aburi na kaya? Anyway..pepaturwan deng history anyang mumuna.. misan mepikun ya kasi mayli la ngan anyang pakit ne itang litratuna ning CRO MAGNON man ampong JAVA man. So kena de kanu king specialexperimental class a Spanish....Donde Vas...(where are you going?) LalaVas! E pala biyasang Spanish so binalik de keng English waiting again! forthe bell!
i. Ms Lydia Bisda - favorite elementary teacher taya halus ini kasinaman...kasipag na anggang allergic ya keng chalk...tatali ne pa pin itangtaliri ban eya midinan remember? Favorite singer na i JaMES TAYLOR anyapepakanta ne ing "You've Got A Friend" kekatamu anyang grade 2. Magmadre yasana kanu pero ede peyagan kasi buri nang Benedictine name kanu Sr. Mary James Taylor!!! diehard naman sobra!
j. Rita Tullao - another favorite teacher tamu na meging madre....down toearth ya at malugud ya karing anak...e pwedi tirahan ini malakas ya baboini anya puro good mu ing sabyan ku.Sige...sana naman aburi yu ing asabi da kanaku reng atlung madre a akasabiku na dinalo ku pamu Baguio Benedictine House....
magtaka kumu....otatandanan da ngan ining tungkul kareng teachers tamu....sige sagli...mengapatakla ya salol na i Sr Elisa...sibat naku pota palinis de pakanaku... Aruuuu tatagal ya itang metung a madre....i Sr Remedios....mako naku pota nanu nanaman kwentu na Mickey Mouse (forgive me Lord...just trying to make my classmates laugh)! Happy weekend to all...pwera kang Kley kasi magobra ya pa!
Bok
tikal ku ketang email ku nandin re:egroups.....Masyadu yang serious.Patalastas yamu ita...Now back to the ballgame tamu. Today I would like todiscuss in detial a little background about our teachers.... The contentsis based on my conversations with Sr Godejarda, Sr Elisa Tinoko & Sr Dethilde...
a. MR. GREGORIO OACMPO - he applied in SMA upon graduation and wasimediately hired as CAT Commandant. Anyang mumuna...ok pa. Oneng medyumehalatayamu ustung tactical inpection patye manibak yang buwak kareng lalaki,tatalan yang sukle ampong pamepe (ala pang dryer) kaibat ngana...."angsoft, ang dulas...para kang nagpasalon"! Oyta, kena re keng practical artsing problema kesa carpentry in tiru na, cooking & dressmaking in abalu radeng estudyanti na!
b. MRS MARY CRUZ - balu yu bang ing birthday na November1. Y Dang Marymegapply ya SMA kaibat na ning gera...Ali ya comfort women ne! Mumuna nangobra Science teacher ya...oneng uli yatang ibat ya keng old school at veryconservative ya... anyang turu neng reproductive system anyang iexpalin neing reproductive system ngana....the toy car of the male will enter thegarage of the female, then the car will unload its passengers...onenganyang mag periodical test na anyang i check do reng madre reng testpaper...ketang question a ...what do you call the male organ...aro atinmekibat...TOYTOY! A pepaturwan dane mu Florante at Laura...
c. MRS MEL BACANI - balu yo anyang muna yang munta SMA i Ms Mel, atneng kacute at payat ya pa. So aisip da kanu reng madre...ah gawan tayang Englishteacher ini. Y Mel naman, talagang pighandaan na ini at mig summer ya pakeng Speechmasters for added confidence... Misan a aldo pepagdemo teachingde...atyu la ngan pamo reng madre....Class good morning....I am Ms. Ameliaand I will be your spelling teacher....Ok can you spell the name of the hotdrink that your father likes to drink every morning while reading thenewspapers....Aro ka slang na po balamu anak yang Amerkanu....anya sabi rameganerbyusan la reng anak at alang mekibat....to break the ice....iyanapamu megspell i Mel....ok....I will spell it for you....listen carefullyngana kano.....C...HO...HEF...HEF...HEE...HEE... handerstand! Mibulang lareng madre...nilipat de Filipino at tinuru nya mung Noli Me Tangere...balayu mo yari ne karin ing kwento....ngana kano....si Hivara at Vasilio hayhihisa...sila hay kumakatawan sa fanghahapi ng mga kastila! Luid ya ingCapampangan Ms. Mel!
d. MS. YUMUL - Ing ambisyun na maging dentista talaga kanu oneng ala pangmag major gagawang braces anya migmestra ya at tinuru yang English .Ingsabi ra kanaku PE teacher in inapplyan na kasi kanu anyang estudyante yaSMA, player ya kanung baseball. Anya pala ustung mapipikun ya mamasibasyang blackboard eraser...problema....anyang basibasan ne i Aselo, besibasne murin kayang pare ku itang eraser. Kaya mu....as in kaya ku mu atakmaning mag Christmas Party ing pamangan ligang babi at iakami pang miglutu!Ano ba yan! Salamat at one year yamu SMA!
e. Ms. ROSE MASANGQUE - originally ing inapplyan na is home economics &proper grooming. matalino ya ing taung a ini bista man kalulula...pagsikapan nang maging mestra... Ok first day of class na turu yamath....kalub na....GOOOOOD morning at pakembut kembut ya pa! Hmmmm ok nesana ot ala naman rugung sinabi kaya.....Ma'am, patye mengana kang oilbuwak....eka mag HAIRBAND!
f. Ms. MENDOZA - black beauty ya ini at akwentu na....i Tuadles kanumeglolo ya kaya itang PBA player...Makananu lang mikalala....anya palangcollege ya varsity ne ning swimming team ra....hmmm that explainsit...ngeni ku pamu abalu....bakit kabud nya mu megdive ketang fishpond dari Lourdes Guintu anyang mamasyal tamu...."force of habit"...kelyan ye pamone!
g. Ms. ANN ANGELES - megulu Baculud anyang muna yang mag apply king SMA.Kaynakan na.....19 years old....katas na....5'8", maputiya...malagu...balbun....at tinuru ya Biology.......iyang panalili ra kangMrs Cruz....salamat naman at ali tane disnan...Alang makapagsabi karenglalaki na ede ni minsan a isip....instrumental ya at ginising no nganhormones reng estudyanti nang lalaki.. nanu kaya nung.....i Froilanmagpraktis yapin mika power a maging invisible ban ne kanung luban kwartuna....Karok
h. MRS CORTES - tuturu yang English anyang highschool. Master no rengTenses of Verbs.....Wait....Waited.....Waiting....for the Bell! Idol nengBadew ini...biru mo....inspite of....mekapakyasawa ya pa at patay na patay ya kaya i Mr Cortes (patay na rin ) kasi kanu malakandila ya taliri gamat...taliri mu ing aburi na kaya? Anyway..pepaturwan deng history anyang mumuna.. misan mepikun ya kasi mayli la ngan anyang pakit ne itang litratuna ning CRO MAGNON man ampong JAVA man. So kena de kanu king specialexperimental class a Spanish....Donde Vas...(where are you going?) LalaVas! E pala biyasang Spanish so binalik de keng English waiting again! forthe bell!
i. Ms Lydia Bisda - favorite elementary teacher taya halus ini kasinaman...kasipag na anggang allergic ya keng chalk...tatali ne pa pin itangtaliri ban eya midinan remember? Favorite singer na i JaMES TAYLOR anyapepakanta ne ing "You've Got A Friend" kekatamu anyang grade 2. Magmadre yasana kanu pero ede peyagan kasi buri nang Benedictine name kanu Sr. Mary James Taylor!!! diehard naman sobra!
j. Rita Tullao - another favorite teacher tamu na meging madre....down toearth ya at malugud ya karing anak...e pwedi tirahan ini malakas ya baboini anya puro good mu ing sabyan ku.Sige...sana naman aburi yu ing asabi da kanaku reng atlung madre a akasabiku na dinalo ku pamu Baguio Benedictine House....
magtaka kumu....otatandanan da ngan ining tungkul kareng teachers tamu....sige sagli...mengapatakla ya salol na i Sr Elisa...sibat naku pota palinis de pakanaku... Aruuuu tatagal ya itang metung a madre....i Sr Remedios....mako naku pota nanu nanaman kwentu na Mickey Mouse (forgive me Lord...just trying to make my classmates laugh)! Happy weekend to all...pwera kang Kley kasi magobra ya pa!
Bok
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