Noon at Ngayon (DoMiNiC V.) Sept. 25, 2006

Mga karaniwang salita gamit natin noon, di pa uso ang mga cellphone at internet…

- alaws-arep: walang pera (no money)
- amats: binaligtad "tama" solve o kontento
- dehins: binaligtad na salitang "hinde" (no, not)
- ebak o jebak: dumi ng hayop o tao
- jokla: ibang salita tumutukoy sa bakla
- kapalmuks: walang hiya
- kisspirin: halik, halong salitang 'kiss at aspirin'
- kita-kits: kita-kita, magkita sa isang lugar
- KJ: abbrev. 'Kill Joy' di marunong makisama
- KSP: abbrev. Kulang Sa Pansin
- Kwits: tabla, pantay na
- longkatuts: binaligtad na 'katulong'
- lonta: pantalon, binaligtad
- ma at pa: MAlay ko at PAkialam ko
- makalaglagbrip: ekspresyon kapagnakakita ng magandang babae
- makalaglagpanti: ekspresyon kapagnakakita ng gwapo o pogi
- na-gets: Kuha mo; sa ingles 'get it'
- nget-pa: pangit
- OA: abbrev. 'over acting' pagmamalabis o sobra
- ontogmolodon: short for "untog mo ulo mo don"
- petiks: nagliliwaliw, nagyoyosi, nakikipagdaldalan habang oras ng trabaho
- repapips: binaliktad at dinagdagan na salitang "pare"
- repatipaks: "pare", "kaibigan"
- resbak: gantihan. karaniwang giangamit sa away or kaguluhan
- sabog: kapag ikaw ay meron ng mataas na "Amats" or kulang sa tulog
- sandamakmak: madami. Sangkatutak
- sandamukal: napakarami
- sanpit: pinsan
- sansuwi: iSANg SUtsot uWI agad
- sapek: mapapel na tao, palaging umaabla sa bawat opinyon
- sayd-b: (side-b) pagsuot ng dati nang gamit na brief or panty na pabaligtad; pag ito uli ay binaliktad at muling ginamit 'sayd-c' (side-c) naman ang tawag
- senglot: lasing, maraming nainom na alak
- semplang: balibag; dulas
- sinitch: sino (who?)
- sisiw: madali lang
- sitak: binaligtad na taxi
- sosi: sosyal, pa-class
- soya: binaliktad ayos
- stir: panloloko o bolahin; peke
- stokwa: layas
- swak: kasya or sakto; pasok, bagay na bagay
- swangit: salitang bading which means pangit
- syoke: bakla, bading
- syota ng bayan: popok sa daan
- ta-artits: salitang artista na binaliktad
- tachi: tae. dumi ng hayop o tao
- takmo: utak lamok; bobo; tanga
- takusa: TAKOt SA Asawa
- tanga-hanga: mga tagahanga ng di mo gusto na artista o tao. Kaya ginawang "tanga" ang upisa
- tangegot: tanga at engot na tao
- tsokaran: kaibigan. Kabarkada
- wa epek: WAlang EPEKto
- walangjo: walang hiya, ang kapal
- watot: binaliktad asawa
- wetpaks: binaligtad at dinagdagan ang salitang "pwet"
- yangbangis: yabang at bangis na pinagsama
- yakang-yaka: baligtad na kayang-kaya
- yakapsul: yakap. pabirong pag halo ng salitang yakap at capsul (gamot)
- yosi: sigarilyo
- yoyo: hinde ito yung laruan na me tali kundi tawag minsan relo


Heto naman ang mga gamit ngayon… panahon ng mga mobile phones, computer o internet

SMS, IM Acronyms
kma kiss my ass
mtfbwy may the force be with you
nfw no freakin' way
pita pain in the ass
pos parents over shoulder
rbtl read between the lines
rofl rolling on the floor laughing
roflmao rolling on the floor, laughing my arse off
scnr sorry, could not resist
tia thanks in advance
Gl good luck
Hth hope this helps
Idk I don't know
Imho in my humble opinion
kiss keep it simple, stupid, keep it simple, sweetheart
lmao laughing my arse off
lthtt laughing too hard to type
oic oh, I see
omg oh, my god
otfl on the floor laughing
paw parents are watching
Afaik as fas a I know
Afk away from keyboard
Asl Age/sex(gender)/location
AAS Alive And Smiling
ADIH Another Day In Hell
ADIP Another Day In Paradise
AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
AFZ Acronym free zone
ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
AML All My Love
Bfd big freaking deal
BFF Best Friends Forever
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
Brb be right back
Btw by the way
BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
CSL Can't Stop Laughing
Cul8r see you later
Gtg Got To Go
GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I
GYPO Get Your Pants Off
HAGD Have a Great Day
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HAND Have a Nice Day
HF Hello, Friend
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kiddin
HHOBS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
IAT I Am Tire
IFU I F***ed Up
IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
ILU I Love You
ILY I Love You
J/C Just Checking
JT Just Teasing
K Okay or All Right
KIR Keep It Real
KIT Keep In Touch
KMA Kiss My Ass
KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KYPO Keep Your Pants On
L8R Later
LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life
LTNS Long Time No See
LYL Love Ya Lots
LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
MWAH the sound of a kiss
NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMFG Oh My F***ing Gosh
TAS Taking A Shower
DTM Talk Dirty To Me
TM Trust Me
TMI Too Much Information
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
U-R W-S You Are Wise
URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me
WAD Without A Doubt
WAFM What A F***ing Mess
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WFM Works For Me
WIIFM What's In It For Me?
WYWH Wish You Were Here
XOXO Hugs and Kisses
YDKM You Don't Know Me
YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin'
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
YW You are Welcome
YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever

sana okay kayu ngan kabilyan! ingat at komusta keng bawat metung. regards kareng pamilya yu!

DoMiNiC

"Taung Akilala Ku" (DoMiNiC V.) Sept. 23, 2006

klasmeyts,

pareng bok, thank you ketang sulat mu at malambat murin ing katahimikan at meging busy la ngan reng kekatamung batch. mayap naman at mika panawun ka at migising na naman kapinamnaman. kumusta kekayu ngan? pareng arnel at loi, i-post yunala reng sulat yu bangkanita atin nalang abasa at mabawasan bagya ing pagal at stress dareng kekatamung kaklasi. eileen, thanks ha! potang dakal naka oras, gawan mune itang "aku naman part-2"

babalikan tamu itang milabas king kekatamung eskwela at aganaka kula reng tamung akilala ku kanitang panawun aita at oyni ila:
1. mumuna ne ing kong Peping Dungca, school janitor taya. sinuku ya ing likas papaya at ene apakinis lupa, obat inyang mabiye ya ene sibukan itang punong pakiling a gagamitan tamu inyang elementary potang manisis desk.
2. ing striktu tamung school guard, atching Let Garcia. Basta kaya "no I.D. no entry" pero nung biyasa kang sumipsip at didinan meng meryenda neng recess, okay kamung ma-late o di kaya maski ala kang school I.D. paluban naka.
3. i mang Felemon Sicat, school carpenter... oyni tatang neng angelita...ayyy... angelito pala. basta ini neng ala lang pagawa reng madre keta yang shop na lalam na nitang classroom tamu inyang grade 3 kang miss dungca. balamu kweba ya at asna kadalumdum, kaya neng recess karin ya murin mag-tambay i angelito at balamu dangis lang atyu keng lungga.
4. kong Doding Sigua, school gardener tamu. ala kung asabi keng taung iti at manggaman ngeni mapanyimba ya at mapangadi kaya mipindisyunan yang 12 anak.
5. kong Nanding Tagura, school electrician. metung mu lagi ing sasabian na kanaku kanita ining taung iti, "biruan me i tatang mu aliwa mu ing koryenti"
6. atching Let Santos, metu ya kareng katiwala da reng madre keng school canteen, ila reng cook at minsan cashier murin.
biyasa la kanita keng pamag-kwenta at maski dakal ne apanakong kendi i Ramil, ela parin ma-so-short keng kwenta. o baka, aisahan nala lagi reng madre.
7. atching Josie santos, kenya murin canteen iti at taga-linis at taga-ugas kareng plastic plates at plastic glasses. mikapatad la reng asawa dang atching Let kaya mi-apilyido la. kaya pala ela madadakap keng pamag-kwenta kasi birds of the same la.
8. kong Isku Balatbat, mig-apply yang practical arts teacher kanita at magaling ya keng "ceramics" at nung aganaka yu kanita tinuru ya at meg-demonstrate. ginawa yang 'piggy bank' yari keng ceramics. oyta inyang meyari ne ing gagawan na, pepalawe ne kekatamu ngan at nung atin tamu kanung barya baldugan taya ining 'piggy bank'. modus operandi ne pala ita at dacal nalang eskwela reng aloku na.
9. mang Simo, kutsero ya iti at service deri Joel at Russela Maglaqui
10. mang Jake, ninung emekatakman keng kayang sorbetes at ice cream
11. atching "Gids", oyni at masali ya ing tindahan na halus keti la sasali reng estudyante. iyang meg-pa-usu keng 'bagutan' nung atin kang panilas gamit o panabilin, siguradu mu e-mangapabren.
12. atching Conching Silvestre, oyni nung 'fish ball' ing pisasabian, ila reng minunang megtinda king kilwal na ning SMA. pagmaragul da itang sauce at special kanu pangagawa.
13. atching Elyang Yumul, ila naman reng magtindang mangga at singkamas na maka-stick, yang bahala itang bagoong da at manyaman panga-lutu. itang buko juice na maka-plastic with straw potang sali ka karela, bayu ne alamnan ing plastic, labulan nepa hanggang eya labog kule at ita ing makanyaman kanu.
15. atching Kikang Garcia, oyni naman ing maglutung 'ning-nang a mais' at minsan 'tid-tad babi' at neng bengi naman 'bibingka', 'balot' o chicharon with suka.
16. atching Amy Alvarado, oyni ing tambayan dareng estudyante kaybat na ning klase, maging meeting place ya minsan ing pwestu na kasi maaliwalas karin at masalilung. keni munala akit reng aliwang estudyante gagawang assignment minsan sisigarilyu at nanu-nanung gimik. maging salikutan ya murin kareng estudyante neng mag-bolakbol la.
17. atching Beca Fajardo, iti ing siping na ning Green House (sikat a beer house dati), maging tambayan murin kasi atin yang billiard table at minsan karin la mag-meryenda reng GRO na nitang Green House hehehe!
18. reng Barrera Brothers, kong Bo, kong Tito, Steve at Lotlot... ninu reng emakakilala karela, reti reng siga kanita Baculud...
19. i Clay Magcaling at Narding Real, maskilala dala keng lagyung 'ako si Richard at ako si Raymond' aganaka ye kanita itang patalastas keng gatas at malati lapa kanita reng kambal (richard at raymond gutierez) metung la naman kareng siga kanita keng Baculud.
20. i Maton, lagyu pamu mitakutan naka at nung akit mepang personal talagang masdan ka. ila reng mapag-delensya keng kilwal na ning SMA. ustung balu dang atinan ka, siguradu mu bibiye kang 'tong' karela. i Maton pala at Clay Magcaling ila reng menako kanita keng TV at Betamax player dareng madre. enala mekulung kanita at binalik danala mu reng penako da.
21. i Alex 'Bakal' founder ne ning 'Tau Gamma Phi Omega' kanu, oyta mipatapat ya kareng Barrera Brothers, ikwa deng apalambut ing bakal at mengalawang.
22. i Kardong Duling, kampanero at katakutan murin uling keng itsura na at keng kilus na, lagi yang pa-side lumakad balamung malasing. pareng Loi, enaka mekaganti kaya at ala ne rugu, malambat neng mete.
23. Junior Basti, tabalu mu nung agaganaka ye iti, medyu magdala yang bagya iti at idol ne kanita i Lito Lapid. iya itang akakit tamu keng patio na maka maskara o maka-costume 'Julio Valiente', 'Leon Guerrero' at pa-tambling-tambling.
24. ala nakung balita kari "Inggo", "Zaldy" at itang kargador palengke awsan dang "Kikong Babi" pareng Arnel siguradu mu kilalamula reti uling tambayan da ing palengke baculud.
25. reng intsik magtinda palengke, "Tuna", "Poka", "Kim", "Chu"... ing sikat a Parlor "Peng's Beauty Parlor", ing kang atching Iska Nacpil "Nacpils Bazaar", "Celet's Merchandise" keni la reng school supplies, ala "national bookstore", ing Barangay, keni la dacal atombang case a beer ri pareng Bok, Loi, Benjie, Arnel, eku balu nung kayabe de i Glenn at Froilan. Apung Sedeng Eatery, kasiping na ning Barangay, manyaman ing lutu da keti at ila ing mag-pa-usu kanita kareng juke-box at slug machines.

dakal kupa siguru akalingwan at idagdag yunala mu... mayap a oras kekayu ngan.

DoMiNic

OUR VOCABULARY THOSE DAYS! (Herrie 'Bok' R.) Sept. 22, 2006

Since all of you have been quite silent these days.....nakakabingi naman..I'd like you to take a look at these familiar words & terminologies thatour generation used to spurt out....kung di niyo narinig noon ito....whwrewere you? Enjoy the trivia... pampatawa lang ito....
1.Acheche (A-che-che). Patye misdan ka o me surpresa sabe tas gamat atmetung a bitis...(metung mu kasi mibaligtad ka patye adwa) ikwa de ini kariTito Vic & Joey.
2. Ay Bahhh ...ini ing awsan dang medyu manilawa ka at medyu ali...aybahhh...(can mean laram mo depende king pigura na ning lupa mu or galingmo!...)
3. Kayi...marakal ya gamit ing salitang ini...nung wari keng tinape...monayya....malapad ya sasakupan.
(a) Noun: Nokarin ya i kayi? (Where is your girlfriend or Where is your bestfriend? magtaksil la! )
(b) Verb: Ikayi me ing crush mu ... (talagang malapad ya buringsabyan...nung masliyosu ya.... puede pa-rape de pero nung mayap ka...pusitara mu ne mu...)
(c) Adjective: Ka kayi mo?. (may mean ....Kabagal mo...or kakupadmo.....kabilis mo... )
(d) Double meaning words...: Kinayi me ing kayi mu lalam kayi?Gumamit kang kayi ban kayi...safe?
Note: Delikadu yang gagamitan ing kayi kasi malyari kang mipasosonung aliwa ka panatindi... e.g. Pakikayi mu ne mo ing kayi ko...manggatal ne ing kayi kukailangan neng makayi...Sige...akayi da ka pero dapat ing kayi pero gumamit kang kayi!
(True meaning: Pakigupit mu ne ing buwak ko...manggatal naku batal kengbuwak ku....Sige...agupit daka pero ing dapat gumamit kang shampoo)
3. Mamulang (loko) mumuna ren mung asung atin rabis reng awsan dangmakanini e noman bubula asbuk oneng uling sobra sigurung kalokwan....meawuslang mamulang....
4. Lagu-lagu - (pa-cute) - ini ing predecessor na ning pa-cute, as in alaneng gewa nuna mamalbal salamin at manayus buwak...ngeni ila rengawsan dang kikay reni!
5. Pokpok (hoar) - ali man masanting ing buri nang sabyan pero panahunkanita daramdaman taya alias de pa pin reng aliwa!
6. Ma Arts - reni reng pagaga, papansin, pa-cute, palayaw effect, inshortmaarte....ngeni awsan da lang mag-inarte ada!
7. Checheboreche - Same as Ma arts oneng balamu paliguy liguy ya ini....same as achuchu of today...
8. Silence Parrot - eko maynge ing buri nang sabyan nini...megumpisa yaketang drawing ketang shed papanik highschool building anyang 1st year tamu....
9. Giligit (gee-gil). An uncontrollable desire to bite something or emakapagpigil! Manggigil la keka either sobrang cute ka or makasulasuk ka!
10. Nasus Yob reng mahilig manalbe Susan theater in awus da makanini ban emasyadung halata....gahaman la keng laman...titiisan do ngan reng ipas ampong suldut makapanalbelamu karin at least once a week....mag cutting classes la pamo!
11. Ay Loleng! asabi me ini patye linabas ya ing crush mu at mipalawe yakeka....Ini ing transalation na ning Oh my gosh! In Bisaya.... Diyusko Day!
12. Diyos ko Loleng asabi me ini patye lepitan naka ning crush mu atmakasleeveless ya pamo kaibat akit mu atin yang buwak kilikili...mas makaba pa keng keka! e magshave! InEnglish iyang awsan dang ....Totally Gross! Yuk...InBisaya...Diyus ko Dong!
13. Paeklat ....Magkunwari ya ining buri nang sabyan...ngeni awsan da nengKaekekhan (salitang bading)
14. Amats ...beligtad demu ing tama...tama na ning...lugud...marijuana...alak...beer or under arm odor!
15. Tsongki ...another name for Marijuana....ita ang trend noon ala pangshabu o ectassy!
16. Magpalino - derived from behavior of fish in pond to breath near thesurface....iyang awus kareng babaing magpapansin kareng boys....today....ing awus da karen mag rampa....magrumpage naman karing bading...
17. Magpaalpuk - also derived from same fish behavior. Ini naman panlalakiya....ustung magpapansin naka man kareng girls... another term is "mandagit"....kareng bading....inawus da...mamaugi...
18. Bagets - ay sus....nokarin ka manakit usung e ternu rengsapatus...yellow, red & green combination a imalan....pantalun a white miki metung kilung perdibli a maksabitkaibat...gel a metung tabu...aro pati taling asu susulud tamu pa! today this is called PUNK ...to someJaporms....
19. Mitda (Lagot) - patye delikadu na ing bili at isadya mune ing sarilimu....umpisa na ning dalumdum ning biye mu... ex. "Merakap yang mangopya i Tsonggo....Aru mitda....""Manyilip ya keng CR da reng babai"
20. Mispak - malyaring buri nang sabyan...same as mitda....or mesira ya ingmetung a bage....homonym of Pampanga Agricultural College Beauty Contest winner MissPAC...or...just lost my virginity....
21. Saligoso - taung magaslo at gagad kumilus...iyang awsan dang alangbreeding....gagad keng pamangan, e mipaindatun...balamu kanu asinan la...
22. Sasayoso - taung bagya namu kapad.....ing libri, taking advantage orgate crasher ada keng English ...in Ilokano, "samantaladorrrr".
23. Gigitad - babaing nawawala sa sarili....short for nagwawala ....orenireng awsan dang Game keng English.... Mudern naman keng Bisaya...Barrr Girrrrl naman kengIlokano.
24. Dekwelyu (Bosconian) reng mangopu kareng girls da reng St. Scho....rengMarians naman kilig la karela. In fairness naman...mas dakal la bading kesa kekatamu!
25. Kulasa (St. Scho).a mangalagu la reng keni....ehem...i Soc linipat yakarin....in fairness murin, mas dakal lang tibo karela!
26. Kadiri to Death - makadiri to the nth power....in English yukky! peroka sa mga bading...the yukkier the betterer!
27. Kilig to the Bones...patye akasiping me ing crush mu.... or mitampwisanka keng lawe na or diksu mu nemu atalan gamat....I Bong Cabalza classic example ya!
28. Magsasa....kunawri busy....as if...doing something, magmais...etc.etc.ining ing awsan dang reverse psychology.
29. Tagana!(talagah??) ....medyu makabigla ....Oh really ana kengEnglish...relly keng bisaya...Ow syurrr keng Ilokano!Ngeni chuba chuba ngada pamo!
30. Misdan...ali ya ini complement.....mulala ka patye inaus da kangmakanyan...
31. Dan... Mr Dan ara...ali i Dan Lopez ne....true meaning is matako....Danshort for Danupan
32. Kambiyo... special arrangement na ring Male genitalia...either patas orpababa...depends on your choice!
33. Mariang Palad ...best friend da reng lalaki potang ilang dili kengkwartu....
34. Limbones... in short reng pa Johnna or pa-libut!
35. Tonovan....famous 80s aphrodisiac....langya....gagamitan do pala karengbabi reni potang papagaindu ka...patye sinamut me keng Coke ustung manalbekayung sine ning babai garantisadu yang dikit keka....ita mu pin bula yaasbuk at oink oink oink ngana....

Sige pen praktis:
"Acheche! Ay Bahh atiu ya ing kayi ku....Mamulang....Eya mu lagu-lagu ini...Ali ya Pokpok ne por info oyta mu pin medyu ma arts ya ..pero naman...as in eya dakal checheboreche....Silence Parrot lalabas ya pota damdamannakata...Grrr...ing giligit ku keng babaing yan eku naapigil...grrr...Sukat awsan nakung Nasus Yob...Ay Loleng nung ekemu lab....Diyos ko Loleng anggyang marakal ya paeklat ing amats ku kaya daig na paing migtsongki. Balakusa magpalino ya kanaku anya naman pane kungmagpaalpok ustung atyu...Mitda....kayabe ne itang Bagets...Mispak....kapogina pala nita...pero mika pag-asa kasi saligoso ya itang karibal ku...sasayoso ya kanu ustung akit ne ...Ini namang lab ku balamu gigitad nemanustung abe ne....pablasang dekwelyu ya anya ing lab kung kulasa makanyanya...Kilig to the Bones ya....Kadiri to Death kayu ne eko bage....Magsasaya pamo balana eya halatang poor muring kalupa ku....Tagana? He he Misdanya pala ining Dan a ini...Sukat yang megkambiyo keng arap nang lab ko...balu mong balu reng matalik nang kaluguran Mariang Palad....sige limbones....pota mibaldugan Tonovan ing inuman mu!
Walang sisihan????O say nyo...can you recall these words?

Magparamdam na ko man ne?
BOK

"Asna Canyaman" (Arnel Mat... V.) Sept. 15, 2006

ASNA CANYAMAN

Asna canyaman balican ing mengalabasan
Tunug na ning campana quetang malapit a pisamban
Nucarin ca man at nanung gagawan, tucnang ca at maciramdam

Asna canyaman ganacan ing que cang caynacan
Pinyapat mung calocuan, o nung atin man, cayapan
Quing esquela mung penibatan, capilan man emu acalinguan

Asna canyaman damdaman, quing que cang pilubluban
Potang aganaca mu lalo na ing que cang pilsintan
Rosas a panat at camote cue mung dinuang
Talasua na ca at anacan, eme pa mu rin quelinguan

Asna canyaman potang que cang abalitan
Caclase mu at cacaluguran, canya canya nong pintalan
Sana naman, adiang nucarin ca\n manucnangan
Kapilan man eca mangalinguan, quing quecang pipunpunan

Asna canyaman, ugnayan tamu ngening casalucuyan
Maestra at Maestro ela naman pala mengalinguan
Dacal pung salamat, quing pusu mi manibatan
Nung epu que cayu, cabiasnan mi alang penibatan

Asna canyaman ganacan que cang penibatan
Quing que ca tamung esquelang queragulan
Bista ma\'t ala ne, at burac ya ing cayang cutcutan
Santa Maria Academia, que ca ya pa murin\n caluguran


Caring maestra at maestro tamu comusta co pu at caring kaklase tamu nucarin co man atyu comusta co ngan at masaplalang bie cecayu ngan. Sana a burianan ye ing makuyad kung poecia.

Arnel

"Ing Biye Meg-umpisa keng Eskwela" (Herrie 'Bok' R.) Sept. 14, 2006

Dear Classmates,

Abalu ku ngan ini keng pamagaral ku king kumbintu Baculud, at dela ku naini annga man ngeni....Asabi na pin minsan Mrs Cortez, "balu mung balu nunging akasalubung mu ibat ya St. Mary's....mapanyiklod la ngana...magalang lakanu". Tutu pin ita metung karing katangian ra reng Marians ita. Ipaliwanagke nung nanu ngan ing uagling apulut tamu keng banwang pamagaral kareng Benedictines....Once a Benedictine...always a Benedictine "Ora et Labora"
1. Kang Mr. Ocampo...tiru na kekatamu ing " HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELLDONE" "Kaninu me papagawa ining parul mu....santing na..... awa pala...itangorder mung turrones atyu ne!
2. Keng religion subject kun abalu kang Sr. Esperanza...love is learning toforgive... "Mga walanghiya kayo....sinong nagsabing malaki ang mata ko...ha?
3. Kang Sr. Ida abalu ku ing buri nang sabyan ing phenomenon a TIME TRAVEL. "Kung di kayo tumigil ng kakadada, ibibilad ko kayo sa araw ng todohanggang umabot kayo sa isang linggo!"
4. Kang Mrs. Cortes mebiyasa kung mag compute DISTANCE.. " Hoy Guillermo, lumaut naka mo kanaku mga five feet ne...babau kang aldoloko!
5. Kang Atching Let abalu ku ing LOGIC. "Patye sinabi kung e puedi e puedi! Alang luluwal!
6. Kang Ms. Caridad Serrano ku abalu ing Chemical reaction... " Elyong...gumamit kang gas kana mu keng basan at kaskas mu keng kibal mubang milako ing keng batal mu..
7. Kang Mrs. Bacani ku abalu ing importance na ning Honesty... " Hokey....What is the vest Falicy.....Honesty...halright!
8. Kang Ms. Agdan ke abalu ing buri nang sabyan LITURGY.... " The LITURGY comes after the LITUR F.... bisaya man gud!
9. Kang Mrs Cruz ke abalu reng English words a pang formal....ali BalibagoEnglish ini! "PREDICATE - ibulus me in PUSA, DEDICATE - paten ing PUSA"
10. Kang Mrs. Angeles ke abalu in WEATHER ....... " Kagulu na ning classroom yo......balamu delanan yang bagyu!"
11. Kang Mr Ocampo ke abalu ing vitue of FIDELITY.... " FIDEL....muli na ka? with matching lambing!
12. Kang Sr. IDA ke abalu ing meaning na ning PERSEVERANCE... " PERS OF ALL....Walisin nyo ang mga dahon ng Narra....bawatoras....bawat minuto...bawat segundo......
13. Kang Kong PEPING ke abalu ing meaning na ning PRIDE... " Ala keng lahi mi ing TAGYAWATAN! ehek!
14. Kang Panyung ku abalu ing FLEXIBILITY. " Keng giyera....dapat lalawen yo reng gulut yu....sige pen makanano menglawen in gulut mo?
15. Kang Ms. Masangque ke abalu ing TRUE LOVE.." " LOKO ALLAN...nanu pang emu buri...
16. Kang Sr. Mary Rose ke abalu ing magdevelop STAMINA " Do re mi....Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di nyo nakabisado angAcademy Hymn!"
17. Kang Mrs Angeles ku abalu ing Zoology... " LOKO Tsonggo, ing sulat mu balamu kilkal MANUK!
18. Kang Ms Dungca ku abalu ing PATIENCE... "Mangadi na kayu patad patad ken at gumaga ala pa ring malyari kekayu...
19. Kang MRS. CRUZ ke abalu ing CIRCLE OF LIFE... " Gido....Akaklasi ke i apu mu....a estudyanti ke Tatang mu....pareparehokayung mamulang!
20. Kang SR. Ida ku abalu ing STRESS MANAGEMENT... " AKO...GRRR....AYAW kong magalit dahil masama para sa akin yan....HINDIako galit mga walang modo...taranta...
21. Kang Sr. Rita ke abalu ing MERCY... " Hoy lokang Merlita....mapa i ATCHI mu malagu ya!
22. Kang Mrs. Cortes ke abalu ing TIME MANAGEMENT... " Ok...let's wait for the bell!
24. Kang Sr. Ida ke abalu ing "LEVEL PLAYING FIELD".. " Paputol yung damo sa basketball court at volleybal court!"
25. Kang Atching Let ke abalu ing meaning na ning ENVY. "Cristopher & Guy & anak da i IAN ....Y LUCKY....kang EDU ENVY..."
26. Kang Mrs. Angeles ke abalu ing "fertilization" " Loko malulut ne ing tigsa mu...pusit me ne!
27. Kang Sr IDA ke abalu ing importansya na ning HUMOR... I " Sinong TAGAK?
28. Kang PANYUNG ke abalu ing way HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. " Dapat pamane mu ban kang dagul...."
29. Kang Mr. OCAMPO ke abalu ing JUSTICE... " Loko Ronald kalaut mo kang koya mong ARNEDO... ALA KANG KATIYAGATIYAGA...
30. Karin ke abalu ing WISDOM. "Loko bulbulan na kayu ala ko pang apdu!JOKE MU PU...pampasaya mu ini..BOK

"Maestro at Maestra Keta Kekatamung Eskwela" (DoMiNiC V.) Sept. 11, 2006

oyni habang panenayan ke nandin ing anak ku eskwela, aisip ku neman ini... para kareng yang teachers tamu dati... sana edana kumu pikasaman...


"Maestro at Maestra Keta Kekatamung Eskwela"

atin metung a eskwela, makilalang combentu ketang maliuat a siglia
madre ibat aliuang suluk, meging sandigan keng kayapan
turu na ning eskwela mikakalugud at mipapa-misan king metung a linalang
tune yaping edapat kalingwan, eskwelang binye isip kekatamu ngan.

Gng. Yalung, maestra tamung 'Kinder' pinsan neng inda ku
'Best in Conduct' kakung ikwa...epa uso ing 'favoritism'
Bb. Manuel, maestra tamung 'Prep', malagu't matas at mestiza,
ekelambatan maging Gng. Ocampo, manggama't ngeni tuturu yapa.

Gng. Magdalena Bituin, inda dareng kambal, noel at joel
metung yang mataras, matapang at disiplinadu't malugud.
maestra tamung grade-3 i Bb. Dungca,mayap at matiyaga
mekilalang 'miss tapia' uling manggaman ngeni dalaga yapa

Gng. Cuenco, tuturung kayapan, maka-Dios at mapangadi,
hatad at sundu neng tata ku keng keyang kalesa keta cabetican
tune yang mayap at bilang sukli, akung menikwa 'Best in Religion'
Gng. Nicdao, malinis at malugud a maestra, negening mamayapa

Dodu Ocampo mituringan katlung lahi, dapot haligi ne ning eskwela
keng programa't okasyun, iyang magsilbing inspirasyun
kaluguran ming maestro, nukarin kaman, kaming patawaran
turones de casoy at sans rival kekaming pekyalaman.

Apung Maria Cruz, nung i Dodu haligi, iti naman iyang poste
pinawud yapa ing combentu, metung ne kareng tuturu
eku akalingwan inyang iya maglura ketang awang,
ikami man keta lalam makatalanga't mengatalsikan

Gng. Cortez, ala kung asabi...'let's wait for the bell' namu
pero bayu ing sabla, metung ya kareng mayap at makatula
Gng. De Leon (Masangque), produkto na ning 'Trade'
magaling keng Algebra pero mebigo kang Alan Ko

mom Ann Ronquillo, ninu kaya ing e makaganaka
maestrang malagu, ustu keng tubu; mayap at biyasa
dacal ginaga, inyang ing commandant iyang menikwa
apelyidong Angeles dadalan, keta Assumption mamuntukan

Gng. Paladin, magaling a maestra keng amanu't salita
tutung eku akalingwan, minsan eku makirandam
anang mengamanu, "Domingo, aku ing pakirandaman,
ustung ikang mebiasa keng kakung tuturu, malaut ka karasan"

Bb. Yumul, kaputul ng mom Paladin, anak pang maestra
magumpisa pang sisibul, makanian man ayasahan
talwing banuang pamagaral Gng. Bacani, kekatamung talausuk,
mayap at maganaka, simbolo ne ning metung a inda.

Mr. Allan Ko, metung a inhinyero maestro keng Trigo
Malinis at maayus, disiplinadu't magaling turu
minsan penuksu kang mom Rose dapot emipalad
ngeni de pamilya na, keta Michigan menuknangan

Epifanio Quiambao, 'give me a drop' nanu pata
metung yang principal... principal keng kalokuan
ena buring aminan obat maradu ya kule, ngeni pala
pengagli ya keng puto dapot menabu ya king tidtad

Mr. Angeles, maestro keng Algebra, dating commandant
tubung barrio Concepcion, tuneng mapalad dapot pikamuan
uling mom Ann Ronquillo kaya iyang abuslu at akapalad,
magdili-diling reyna ketang eskwela kayang abihag.

"kareng ngan pung maestra at maestro, nukarin ko man
patawad pu at eku sasadyan, mamatula kumu pu".


Pasensiya napu!
DoMiNiC V.

"Itang Milabas" (DoMiNiC V.) Sept. 11, 2006

"Itang Milabas"

Asna kanyaman balikan ing milabas king balen Baculud.
Katipa mu palengke kalesang makapila, ilang manenaya.
Ing gulisak na ning kutsero... 'hiya', 'hiya', 'tsk'...'tsk'...
At ing palatuk na ning kabayu...'tigidig', 'tigidig'...bibiye saya.
Panintunan mu ngeni uling pedicab at tricyle iya ng mag-hari.

Bantayug ng Crissot, tatang ning poecia at pamanyulat.
Metung kang pagmarul na ning balen, tune kang makata.
Bibiye inspirasyun at dangal keng dayang kapampangan.
Eskwelang 'Trade', kilala at magaling keng teknelidad.
Metung pamantayan pasalamatan at e dapat makalingwan.

Lumawut ka cabalenan, dasan mu reng mangatuang bale,
Panahon pa ning kastila atyu nala't makatalakad.
Yaring adobe, tisa't narra iyang magdalang tibe.
Sural a maaliwalas, hardin matanaman bibiye sigla.
Baculud, tuneng balen a masigla at mapayapa.

Kabilaang acacia at narra king dalan, bibiye silung.
Ing matuang pisamban, Apung Gemong ing padron.
Kasiping eskwela, eku kalingwan...mekilalang combentu!
Pipunpunan, ibpa't inda pati anak keti megaral.
Sta Maria Akademiya, pupugayan daka!

Ngening panawun iti, ala ng litratu't hugis para pigunaman.
Balen mibuwal king gabun dala na ning bunduk Pinatubo.
Obat mipakanyan? Dating balen masigla, ngeni mengulila.
Emuna aibalik masasayang oras, dapot eka makalingawan.
Dating balen Baculud, lugar na ning penibatan iyang balikdan.

Mga Poesia Para King Batch 84 (Atty. Aselo Sicat) Sept. 11, 2006

Dear klasmeyts,

Misan aldo ala kung agawa balamu sinapian naku matwang Crisot,
kaya megawa ku karening poesia

MGA POESIA PARA KING BATCH 84

Atin metung a kaklasi
Anyang magaral elementary
Maragul yang dili kareng mikakaklasing lalaki
Istung ena buri, malagwa yang mikapali
Kaklasing mangalati, manasakit la palagi

Anyang miras na ing highschool
Mikakaklasi maragul a sinibul
Mabilis mengaragul pati ing makasalikut a bul___
Oneng ining metung ming kaklasi
Kabud meyaus a "babi"
Melakwan ya dagul, ena kalupa ning dati

Mikakaklasi meragul a bulas
Minisip la kareng mengalabas
Midinan pagkakataun para makapanablas
Kaklasi mi dati karelang binikwas
Mayli lang matas at ngeni megwakas

Milabas ing pilan banwa
Mikakaklasi aliwa-liwa nala obra
Ining dati ming kaklasi
Minuna yang dili peytali
Anyang mika-anak ya
Pinili nakaming kumpari na
Kaya pin ustung minta ya keka
Maka palad ne ing gamat na
Para keng inaanak mu ana,
Kaya naman eka maka kontra

Manyaman babalikanan ing
kekatamung penibatan,
Bagkus emu kakalingwan,
Uli iti yang magdala keng kekang parasan.


II

Atin kung metung a kumpari,
Kaklasi ke mag umpisang Nursery,
Mibait ya Afghanistan, pero tubu yamung Cabetican,
Misan a aldo, ikami mipag kwentu, Sinabi na kanaku, pero kanita kumu abalu, Ima na kanu, pelsintan neng tatang ku.

Anyang miras kaming elementary, Kalokuan mi menga palyari Kekaming pangawan, emu man isip-isipan, Dinatang ing Highschool, miniwas keng bulakbul, Pero kalokwan, emi a iwasan, Makanyan man ya ing meging Valedictorian. Milsinta yang babai, lagyu na kanu Wency, Papasyalan ne king bale da, andyang bb-q mung sagin magdala ya, Bulaklak Esting\'s kanu, balu ku recycled mu, Makanyan man, midinan yang oras ing kanakung kakaluguran.

Milsinta naku man king metung a kabaryu, Kareng kaklasi tamu, metung kareng malagu, Maka-tricycle o bisikleta, miras ku sa karela, Ing lagyu na Klea, apelyido na Miranda, Eku man mipala keng kanakung parasan, Balu tamu naman, masalese ya kabilyan.

Sablang eku akalingwan, ing kanakung kakaluguran, Megparamdam ya kang Klea, bayu ya meka pakyasawa, Bilang kaluguran, Megparamdam ku naman ketang kaya, Kaya pin ing milyari, milibe kami, Palsintan ming babai, parehu e meg wagi. Tutu pin ing kesabyan, Tune kaluguran,\n nagdadamayan, Ngana pin ning inuman, Iba ang may pinagsamahan, King kanakung kakaluguran, Payabut ku keka ing kakung kapasalamatan.

III

Misan a aldo memasyal ku keng kakung bakuran
Minuna kung ikit, tsonggu yang maka-malan,
Akilala ke, ya pala i Joel Pangilinan,

Sinaliling ku keng lalam buku,
Eke apansinan, makakera ya pala ing metung a kabayu,
Aluklukan ke iti, ngangan sinabi, "Hoy, aku i Herrie!"

Mipulayi ku at mipakayli,
uling ikit ke ing metung a babi,
Susugal ya at mamyalung, aganaka ke tuluy ing
kaklasi tamung Ramil Yalung,

Mipalawa nakuman keng kakung wanan,
Atin yang sagu at matuling a balat,
Malyari yang gawang bag, nganang Noel,
Kaya pala asabi na uling ya i damulag.

Dindam keng tinulauk ing manuk a tacho,
Eku balu nung pang derby ya o pang-tinola,
Pero mimasmas ku anyang magsalita ya,
Megpakilala yang i Joel Garcia,

Memulandit ya ing pusa tatagalan ne ning asu,
aku, Benji Ocampu, ngana, "My golly Rolly, afraid
of you para go-li?

Adamusak ke bigla ing karag, tatet tatet ngana,
bala kusa dagis ya, Melitu ku nung eke mu
ikit i Angelitu.

Pauli naku bale anyang atin mipagulisak,
Balaku menakit yang lupisak,
Aku pala ing Asilo na.



(Batu-batu sa langit ang tamaan wag magalit,
ang pikon laging talo)

From: Loi

AVirtual Tour of Memory (Herrie 'Bok" R.) Sept. 9, 2006

Hello there!

I would like to bring you back to a sentimental journey to aplace where we all grew up together. Some of us may not have even residedin this place but I am sure that they would be able to relate to what I amsaying. I'd like to bring you to a virtual tour of Bacolor:
Landmarks:
Patiriktirik - this is the happiest place during Nov 1 where kids weartheir best clothes and young people don their best....dakal magtanan kengpanahun a ini!
Pisamban Maragul - fiesta Oct. 10, i San Guillermo iyang padron.
Lourdes Shrine- fiesta Cabetican Feb 11, taga keni ku at milagrosa ya iApung Lourdesb. Unusual landmarks:
Lalam Mangga - tindahan malapit kari Malou Joven, makasali kang tex,goma, ampong pyalungan
Sasa Talba - Balamumo bulo la reni at keni la kukwang pangawang aslamreng tau Talba & Tinajero
Gugu- ini ing palub Cabalantian at makakana "Accident Frone" areakanu...Pareng Loy ninung ginawa kanta!
Banlic- nung sabungeru ka keni ka kuldas papunta Bacolor Sports Arena Palawe-malapit ne San Fernando pero keni dakal puto seko!c.
Schools:
Central Maragul - eskwela para grade 4 to 6 keng Baculud...pero ot Maragul ya samantalang mas malati ya!
Central Malati- eskwela para grade 1-3...atin yang tennis court infairness
Kumbintu - aaa SMA ya ini
Groto - atin yang pond arap lele shop ng Mr Ocampo
Acacia - mapangalat bulung at bunga....pero mayumu la retang bunga nane...oooo ninung e tinakman...bukayu ing lasa ra!
Clausura - 12:00 noon - 1pm bawal ing mainge....matudtud la rengmadre...milako ya kundisyun i Sr Ida
Preschool classrooms - ilang best rooms keng SMA reni....nung kinder ka...daramdaman mula reng prep magkanta kasi naman ding ding yamu pagitan
Elementary building- a ining stage a ini yagit tamu lipat lipat palitpalit room...megawa nemu anyang i Sr Trinidad Highschool building - hmmmm...dakal milyari keni...pero ot naman kalaut da reng CR ne...tipa ka pamu
Shop - teritoryu nang Mr Ocampo....mas marakal malilyari keni
Music Room- Y Sr Mary Rose keni ne i audition i Efren "Bukol" Reyes.Kinta ke pamo I have two eggs....
Clinic- eko migwonder king clinic tamu atin dentist chair pero alanaman dentist? Kalwat ala kung aganakang dentistang minta
Lunch area - keni tamu mamangan...aku pane ebun bacal ku i NoykMaglaqui atatandanan ku megbakal yang Reno...nyaman. Grade 3 Y Bernard,Regidor ampong aku megbacal kaming sandwhich itang kaku potanglangutan ke maglugutuk ya kasi naman daing yang gurami palaman...he he
Trade- magaling la keng technical & vocational deng estudyanti keni...thebest engineers & architechs are nurtured here.
SV- San Vicente Pilot School...bala ku pilotu lang eroplanu rengestudeyante keni...dressmaking pala & cosmetology ing tuturu ra
Don Bosco - ot patye keni ka magaral....poging ka....Clasmates tamungmeging Bosconians...Bernard, Adonis, Ricky, Rey, Raul...Bosconians naman ameging Marian...Tatet Lagman, Benjie Ocampod.Historical Houses
Bale da ri Gabby - keni mila paparada reng bike ming Froilan
Joven Mansion - kari Don Jose Peping De Leon ya ini...Y classmate tamung Fernando Juco tinuknang ya keni
Panlilio Mansion- ri Noel Sicat of batch 83 ilang makatuknangkeni...kari Fe Panlilio ya ini famous international jeweler & RebeccoPanlilio mikabandi keng Silahis Hotel Roxas Boulevard Soto Mansion - bale nang Crisot, ing father of Pampanga literature,lolo nang Penelope Granda Mansion- re Johnny, Precy, Fortune karen yang ninunura...Kastila la
Hamoy Mansion- Karen yang ninunu nang Irmie....lahi lang kastilamurin oneng uling palak nemu Irmie ene meragul...kamag anak ne i dating Mayor Serrano
Leongson Mansion- bale nang Pamapanga Senator Leongzon...ingkong dari Genzil Nepomuceno at Alba.
Palengke:
Pengs Beauty Shop - pinakasicat a hairdresser anyang elementarytamu...meyna mu anyang liban da na reng bakla
Edwin's- keni tamu sasaling school supllies..pati stick ampong tali
Lyric- grocery arap na nitang maglitratu...keng babo pamilyang Yayala reng makatuknang pawnakan nang Pokpok
Bac Trading - keni tamu sasaling coping saw, lubid, feeds etc
STP- bakit STP dapat SPT di ba...San Perdo Trading...kang GongTatang nang Manchu
Edith Magbababi - sikat a magbababi anak na nini i Joan malagu ya rina a girlfriend nang Edgar Blanco...maindredos!
Barangay - kasikan nang piinuman ine....sikat ing sisig atambula...pareng Loy, Arnel, Glen, Benjie...pilan truck beer ing a twg tamukeni
La Contesta- kari bapa nang alfred mamyaliung kaming video games kenif.
Products:
Tamalis annga man ngeni paniglon dala reni Angeles, Menila,abroad...kanyaman da!
Puto Seko - patye mekapsyuk ka kaibat mengan...ok ka!
Tostadong mamon - hmmm...da best talaga ing gawang Baculud
Suman duman- patye piesta ampong pasku mumuran suman
Kalame ubi- manyaman kanan kasakit gawan naman...mamulikat nakakilikili kaka gogo!
Tocino- Pampanga's Best Talaga
Longanisa - skinless itamung pepausug.
Unusual People:
Dong a bakla - kapatad nang Jun Quiros a akaklasi tamu (repeater ya).Nung ini e bakla basketball player ya
Artus - tatang na itang pulis pepamilinan ne kanu " baril or sukle?"sukle pu....meataki ya i Capt....mapatad ya lahi!
Iska - babatu yang bakla makatakut...agyu nang magrape lalaki
Koles - basagulerong bakla....
Kardong Duling - ikit ke kilub Susan ini
Inggo - ot ini kalwat nang e kinayap ne...ala nakung balita
Zaldy - akakit ke palengke Angeles, putut ne rugu bitispero....murit ya pa rin!
Django - teritoryu na Don Bosco at Cabalantian
Magsweepstakes a igutan na ning asu....remember him?h.
Unusual events:
Nov 1 - singka lagu ampong santing karing anak anak, sawa mingmangwang kandila para gawan floorwax
Malyaldo - misan tiki kula anak ku para manalbe karetangmakamatuling...di Irmie kayabe la....nanu nang awus da kareta?
Piesta Sta Ines & San Vicente - misusunud ini anyan mabusi langngan...pamamunta piesta by section....makurilyu na patye datang nakami!
Pilgrimage- kang Apung Lourdes ini...I Angelito ba naman pengwa napati retang titinda ra kasi balana libri...danum me ing libri dages!

If you ever wonder why I vividly remember this things....well, I alwaystell me children stories about my hometown. I want themn to know that I amproud of Bacolor, and my roots come from that town.

Best regards
BOK

sssshhhhh....... (Edel 'Baris' A.) Sept. 01, 2006

sssshhhhh........ali ko mange matudtud ne i irmie.samantalanan ku na ing pagkakataon, ali ku kasi makasingit king computer pag makaharap ne i kumander king monitor. balu yu naman private ku mu......pero masasambut ya ing spy king private.......andyang aku ing boss king bale ,atin ku na naman boss at balu yu ne nung ninu.....correct !!!!! .your guess is rigth . he!he!he!

pareng arnel, manwala ku ketang advice mu pero neng kayi p're ali ku aiwasan na mamipi ku kaybat kung megplantsa kasi kailangan ku pang maglutu nung ali masila naku na naman.....masakit na , magkasakit keng akwa ing susi....anyway, give me more advice balu ku dacal ka abie kanaku......o kaya kutnan ke i pareng bok .....balu ku dacal ya na naman tip yan....yan pa !!!! ne p're.....pero maka touch ya itang kwentu mu kang taka.... itang talwi, ali ku balu nung tutu o joke ya mu.anyway balu ku manipun ka pa kanyan medyu menahimik kang bagya....matindi ya ing photographic mu kaya we're waiting more stories....regards to irene and to your kids......

eileen, musta na ka? ali ku balu bat inaus dakung tirsu basta ing atatandanan ku ing matas mung BANGS na mesyas king spray net, kekayu ya menakitan istu i ermats ng pareng arnel uling karela kayu sasali he!he!he! a miss da na kayu ikayu ri weng, ali ya pa mu ren magparandam???? chat, ikit ke ing picture mu, tutu pin ing sasabyan ng eileen na dati kang member na ning hotbabes pero balamu ata mipunta na ka kareng baywalk bodies.....joke....atatandaan mu ku pa?aganaka ke kasi i dan lopez na siping dang bale ri tan.....taaannnnn , kumusta na ka?bage kong bage benjie ketang pictures yu, solid na solid ya talaga ing loveteam yu....nanung balita kang ricky serrano ? classmate taya na naman inyang grade 6 tamu di ba??? pareng dranreb nanung balita kang ricky? ala kang contact kaya? belita ng pareng arnel magaling ka na naman mamipi , nanung gagamitan mu liquid o powder detergent???
latekkkk, mamako na ka pala ne, abalitan ku kang cheng . pilitan ming makaaus irmie bukas king dispidida mu nung ali muli na ka mi mu bang makapag-attend kami...jokehe!he!he! GOODLUCK....... tesssss, nanu ng balita kang allan? angga pa ngeni ali ya pa magparandam.sana makarandam tamung masanting a balita kaya.anyway, ingat na mu ken...give my hug to your tsikitings...by the way, akasabi ke pala y tatet.....dipaning mayap kasikan na pala tama keka, mitalwi ya mu kanung ditak at saka me tsopiii ya....sayang pangatlu kayu sana kareng couple na ning batch tamu.....isip isipan mu waring ing tagatumbuk ng mrs. angeles atin yang tama\n keka.....sinawa ya i joselito ampo i peter cabadu kaya. tet, long time no talk na. kumusta na? sana isabe mu na mu ing kasal mu king re-union\' 09 bang makapag-attend kami nanaman at saka atin ko pang time na misip nung pakasal kayung talaga.......joke.....regards kang kumander ..... atty. loi kumusta na? patuluy pa rin ing swerte.....makainggit kayu, ali na kayu pa lumaut para sumanting at maging kumportable king bie.....tutu ing sasabyan da manyaman a masakit ing bie king aliwang bansa, aliwa mu keti america. ......ne cley, alattullll shokul baden katir pulus istu ya ita? balu ku masaya ka ken uling abe mo ing pamilya mu. atatandanan mu ku pa??? bong, ali tana mekapagchat pasibayu. ebali king tutuki na mu. pasibayu dacal a salamat king effort a gewa mu para makapag-communicate tamung pasibayu.ingat na mu ken.....pareng\n bones balakung atin kang balak munta keni, inyang talwi katang mikit sasabyan mu kanita kanaku na munta ka keni.anyway , kumusta namu at sana mikit kata keni. dette, manwala ku kettang sinabi mu na friends kayu mung joel.....oneng ami-miss na kamu..... ne welll? awsan daka ngening weekend...kumusta kang ermats mu ampo king pamilya mu",1]
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mitutwa kaming irmie nung nanu ing masanting , iya buri na liquid aku naman powder mas mabula ya lalu na itang king costco mura na matipid pa iba na talaga ang waisss.....di ba p're????he!he!he!

latekkkk, mamako na ka pala ne, abalitan ku kang cheng . pilitan ming makaaus irmie bukas king dispidida mu nung ali muli na ka mi mu bang makapag-attend kami...jokehe!he!he! GOODLUCK.......

tesssss, nanu ng balita kang allan? angga pa ngeni ali ya pa magparandam.sana makarandam tamung masanting a balita kaya.anyway, ingat na mu ken...give my hug to your tsikitings...by the way, akasabi ke pala y tatet.....dipaning mayap kasikan na pala tama keka, mitalwi ya mu kanung ditak at saka me tsopiii ya....sayang pangatlu kayu sana kareng couple na ning batch tamu.....isip isipan mu waring ing tagatumbuk ng mrs. angeles atin yang tama keka.....sinawa ya i joselito ampo i peter cabadu kaya.

tet, long time no talk na. kumusta na? sana isabe mu na mu ing kasal mu king re-union' 09 bang makapag-attend kami nanaman at saka atin ko pang time na misip nung pakasal kayung talaga.......joke.....regards kang kumander .....

atty. loi kumusta na? patuluy pa rin ing swerte.....makainggit kayu, ali na kayu pa lumaut para sumanting at maging kumportable king bie.....tutu ing sasabyan da manyaman a masakit ing bie king aliwang bansa, aliwa mu keti america. ......ne cley, alattullll shokul baden katir pulus istu ya ita? balu ku masaya ka ken uling abe mo ing pamilya mu. atatandanan mu ku pa???


bong, ali tana mekapagchat pasibayu. ebali king tutuki na mu. pasibayu dacal a salamat king effort a gewa mu para makapag-communicate tamung pasibayu.ingat na mu ken.....pareng bones balakung atin kang balak munta keni, inyang talwi katang mikit sasabyan mu kanita kanaku na munta ka keni.anyway , kumusta namu at sana mikit kata keni.

dette, manwala ku kettang sinabi mu na friends kayu mung joel.....oneng ami-miss na kamu..... ne welll? awsan daka ngening weekend...kumusta kang ermats mu ampo king pamilya mu
jean,balislis magparandam kayu......kumusta na kayu????? alice ali me pa segutan itang e-mail ku . nanu ya ing number mu kase? ingat ka ken ampo asikaswan meng masalese ing baby mu, cheng, maus kaming irmie keka, sana datang ya na naman i allan bognot king dispidida ng latik bang masaya kayu lalu.....kumusta na mu kari dors,myla,connie,anette,allan celso,froi,jovi mary-ann,alberto,joel garcia and butiu,eva cabrera, teresa catalan ninu pang akalingwan ku? thelma hernandez y rosnelia,agnes,luis,elmer quiros,marlon bolus\n ala na kung atatandanan....ibie mu nya mu ing mayap a oras karela........nolimcnoli balamu galang akalingwan daca, akalingwan ke ba ing kaklase ming magaling mag-strutt ampo mag-break dance, ikayu ri giovanni ampo y rachel na ka-partner mu. sabi na pin irmie inyang x-mas party yu kang miss yumul, ikwa yu kanung mepagal king kakaterak ali pa rin lutu ing ukam.he!he!he! benjie ampo edgar komusta no ring mangasanting kung kabalen ali ya magparandam ing mas masanting tamung kabalen.....y bambon. sana makarandam tamu kaya. aku mu ing ali mipasanting kekayu uling ali ku kalabi.he!he!he! o sige keni namu, pasensiya no retang ali ku abangit pagpasensiyan yu na kumu...tutua na ing bili....y rose,wency, jenny ,lourdes,lapira,merlita,penelope ,ramil,edwin ayyyyy bahala na...... akumuh baris, aliwa i\n irmie

Hello At Last (Herrie 'Bok" R.) July 28, 2006

Dear batchmates,

This is the time of reckoning. As one of our gorgeous classmates told me" BOK pota magabungal tana eta mikit ikit" Dacal nong meco at dacal ko pang mamako....who else will have the gall to make taray to me but my good friend Johnna Libut.

Listening to her blurt those words authoritatively, as if I was reverted to the good old days when we used to toy around with Atching Let at the gate...remember??? ... I dawned upon your class President that indeed, it is time to move and take affirmative action.

Immediately I tried to scan the horizon, we are faced with 4 challenges:

1. Many have migrated to the US, Canada, or are based in other countries (UK, Singapore, Japan or Saudi, Dubai etc.,
2. Many have relocated to Resettlment areas or have gone out of Pampanga
3. Many are also busy...este super busy doing their daily toil
4. Some, thank God not that many anyway simply refuse to keep in touch.

Honestly, I've been quite busy too with work and my family. So I also had doubts that we could pull this off. I've been in touch with quite a few of our classmates here and abroad and to tell you frankly, I drool when I see banners announcing class reunions of other callsses. The icing was really when I accompanied my Mom in their yearly visit to classmates for their class 1949 reunion. Kung sila kaya....tayo pa?

Fortunately or is it Divine Providence my favorite highshool teacher Mr Allan Ko emailed me regarding his wish to see me and some of our classmates. So by walking the talk, I immediately contacted Atty Aselo & Johnna about this. Johnna suggested actually, violently suggested that this is the best timing to see all...at least a core group. I also contacted Cheryl so that other batchmates from section A could also make it. Analyn, Jean, Connie, Bong Cabalza

And it just kep coming....my friend Klea, my dear Rocelyn and my deer Noli from out of the blue remembered me... Bong Villafania made an egroups, Noli also made one this is aside from the one Bong Cabalza already made. This is one of the issues that we will settle on the 12th.

Atty Loi offered his resort named Greenhouse Resort Tagumpay Street, corner reichvil subd, Sinadalan, San Fernando to be the location of our meeting on the 12th from 9 am - 3:00 pm. Lunch & merienda will be served...pot luck tayo. Allan prefers native food. I forgot to aks him though if he likes palaka, camaro or balot. Yummmyum

Let us make this happen, not only do we owe it to our school, but also to ourselves...we were a great bunch then...let us see 25 years & 50 lbs later.

Let us all target our 25th Anniversary or 2009 as our grand reunion....

Best regards to all

BOK

Karetang Aldo Milabas (DoMiNiC V.) Aug. 17, 2006

Bok, Bong C…
Ala kung asabi kekayu at katindi yu talaga memoria…reng pemanggit
yung kaklase tamu halus akalingwan kunala at ngeni kunala mu aganaka
uling abasa kula rening sulat yu.
Masanting pin nung arakap tala ngan rening mawawala tamung
kaklase para lalung masaya ing gawan tamung reunion. Masakit pala nung
mipabarkada kang ricardo s. kanitang panawun aita at mabawasan ka
memoria. O iya ing halus aldoldo kung kayagnan neng lulub
eskwela…epala mayap!
Tutu, dakal masanting mengapalyari keng bie tamu na emakasawang
gaganakan lalu na itang bie high school. Ekubalu nung akayabe da
nakayung manyilip kang Alma Labung ketang CAT Office kanita na kadane
na ning pisamban kasiping na nitang shop nang mr. Ocampo (+). Oyta ala
na keman asilip kasi asnala kagulu rening kayabe mi, tutung magulu e
edgar marcos sabe manguku pamo kaya madadakap.
Emu e alma l., dakal pang aliwa..tutal milabas narin at
pipagkwentuhan tana mu, pati sarili tamung kaklasi mituki kung
manyilip… ewari neng first Friday of the month sisimba tamu, reng
babae maka gala uniform la, oyta kaibat na ning misa maki-una kaming
mumunta keng classroom at sasalikut kareng cabinet… balu yunala reng
cabinet tamu kanita sindagul lang kabaong a makatalakad kaya siguradu
mung magkasya ka. Oyta keng malagwang salita, kareng lang classroom
mimiblas reng babae tamung kaklasi… ekunala banggitan reng ikit mi
pota pikasaman daku pa. Balu dana siguru nung ninu-ninu retang
mimiblas kilub classroom. Taksiapo na, fourth year na kanita at
maka-short lapa at sandu reng kaklasi tamung babae kaya ala kamurin
akit… metung yamu itang menguswelu ku… kang Rachel S. maka victoria
secret ne yata kanita hehehe…
Neng aldo at oras na naman ning practical arts kang Dodu(+),
pwera pa keng workshop o project, neng balang biyernes 'cooking
naman', eku balu nung aganaka yupa inyang maglutu tamu sanang 'lelut
balatung' dapot mawawala la reng balatung at ikwa napang mr. Ocampo
ing pepaglukasan naka tamung pantalon bawat metung…asna neman kaburi
sabe lalawe at mamepe. Oyta at king kelambatan metukal la rin reng
mawawalang balatung at atyu la pala kang ronald 'pising' layug. Inyang
lukas ne ing pantalun na, mengabalag la… kamwa ng Dodu kanita at ing
sangkang ng 'pising' papakan nala kanung manok at patipati.
Ing masanting na nitang cooking tamu, bawat alutu tamu didinan
tala reng mestra para meryenda da… atin ng lelut mais, sinantan, lelut
manok at meka-gawa tamu murin halo-halo at itang matindi itang
hamburger… kasi balu yu??? Keng sakit na ning lub tamu kang atching
Let Garcia na security guard tamu (sobra ya higpit) inyang dinan
tayang hamburger, bayu taya inabut kaya, pendinan taya pamung kulangut
at sinamut karetang pickles… nung eku magkamali, itamu reta pareng
Bok, i Noli, Edgar M. at yaku… sasabi ka pa pre' "lagwa yu kuma
nakayung kulangut yu at ikabit na kening tinape" sabe pati palid…
pinilit taya pomong kanan na at asna katamu katula.
Inyang gagawa tamung trash can at dust pan gamit tamu reng
latang M.Y. San biscuits at latang baguio oil, sabe sabe tamu pamong
pupukpuk at sasabayan miya ing kumpas mu pre'… balamu banda tamung
titigtig! Neng pasko naman. Pilan lamung parol reng makagawa at potang
pa check tala kang mr. Ocampo pipasa-pasa talamu at pipalit-palit.
Karin kapa manakit parol a baligtaran kule, malutu ya kabila at asul
neman sumangid.
Neng recess naman, e ramil 'babi' y. utusan tayang kumang kendi
king canteen gamit ne itang payong, kuma neng kumang dacal kendi at
babaldug nala keng kilub payong at potang kayi metung yamung piraso
ing bayaran na ketang cashier… oyni at dela ng 'Babi" ing makanining
klasing bie… emurin pala mayap itang akasanayan nang manakong kendi.
Itang mika-crush keka pareng Bok, e Angelita Ventura…dead na
dead ya talaga keka ita kaya sasawa tamung potu-seku… nanu palang
balita kaya at nukarin ne ngeni? Pangutang tanemu king San Lazaro o
Sta. Ana…
Aganaka yu neng aldo na ning eskwela tamu (SMA) atin cultural
night presentation, atin artistang datang ada...sikat yapa kanita ing
'gulong ng palad' oyta at dakal sinaling ticket at itang kabengyang,
dinatang mu kareng cast da retang lalage 'katulong' ampo mu e caridad
sanchez. reng main cast o character alalu kalupa namong rommnick s. at
mariane dl r. oyta napu at binigyag de ing St. Mary's - "st. money"
uling ketang merapat.
I Sr, Esperanza, misan akutang na kang Rolly Olalia nung ninu
ing patron saint na ning eskwela tamu… pekibat na ning loku, e Don
Peping De Leon.. oyta pepatalakaran ne ning madre king harap, talakad
balamu Sn Lorenzo Ruiz hanggang eya meyari ing subject Religion.
Minsan murin mika 'earthquake drill' sasane daka tamung at
ustung dimdam taya ing bell mumulayi tanang patipa keng building at
mitipun-tipun ketang open field. Oyta, tutu na palang lilindol at
mamulayi tana nga patipa keng building, e george n. enapa likwan ing
susulat na king blackboard kasi eyapa kanu yari… bage ne talaga ing
alyas na – george "L"- pero makanyan man kakaluguran ke ita kasi iyang
kakyalung ku inyang mangalati kami (pero eyapa "L" kanita). Mesira
yamu uling eya minobra kang Wency… patay na patay ya kang 'Panda" at
halus mababayat a salita ibat kang WEBSTER ginamit na na pero eya
parin mipasar (ika yata ing buri ng Panda ne Pre'???)
Ing eku kalingwan talaga inyang tactical inspection tamu keng
CAT, komo yaku ing company commander, mipatapat ku ketang battalion
drill, eke balung execute itang kutang da o itang papagawa dang drill…
oyta at mipakat-pakat nala ngan keng pader reng platoon ekunala
balung patuknangan… makarine talaga… pero mayap naman at mipasar tapa
kasi megregalu tamung state side a alak hehehe..osimap namu. Pero mas
makarine naman siguru itang gewa ng George "L" N. kasalukuyan
mag-inspect la bawat platoon bigla yang migtas gamat sabe sinabing
'permission to collapse sir!' sabe miragsa… talagan "L" ya!!!
Asna kanyaman balikan ing milabas… dacal pa Pre' pero masakit
nala reng daliri ku at keng tutuki naman! Reng aliwang member, share
kayu muring kwentu…basta kening grupo tamu alang pikun… ing pikun…
talo ya talaga.
Patawad pu kareng aliwang amanung ginamit ku at nung atin
mituturan makilabas kupung mayap. Salamat at tumula kayu sana keng
kakabasa. Kareng atyu States, Australia at Canada..lawen ku nung
a-translate ke king english ining sulat ku…hahaha!
Bong

Re: True Confession (DoMiNiC V.) Aug. 18, 2006

pareng Bok,

pre, magmalinis ku sana kareng batch mate tamu pero abulgar muna. sabege milabas na ita kaya -patunayan ku ing sasabian mu-
rugu pota pabasa nalang eileen rening sulat tamu kang Karen, masira naku na naman... sabage malambat nakung sira kaya...biru mu at first love ke ita.
oyni pa kanyan, abasa ne murin Tatet iti at pota ena naku pakibatan o sulatan man nung abalu na ing tungkul kekaming wali na i Rea.. Kareng ngan concern, patawaran yu kami pu at emi naman pegsadyan ita. sisian yu e arnel v. kasi iyang strategist mi...
kekaming Karen, PUPPY LOVE mu... Eileen, paki sabi kang Kaye na one-man-one-woman kumu at problema mupin mika pangatorpe ku kanita...
kekaming Julie, alaman talaga, maski na kutang yu man kaya... kabalitaan la kasi kanita reng MALGAPU at mangalagu la. kaya inisip ku kawangis de ri Rachel M, Jojie M, i Jackelyn...ngeni pala??? pero Malgapu yarin! sorry ne Julie, sana dinatang ka inyang gathering!
ketang wali ng Tatet i Rea, ala munaman ita... mengailangan yamung pago a pigaganan na kasi 'heartbreak ya' likwan neng Froiland at kailangan yang muli i Pogi keta karela at malambat ing biyahi papuntang bulan.
pareng bok, i mr. peping Dungca alyas kong POGI, malambat neng mete. kasalukuyan yang mag-mahjong mengan yang 5 balot at minum beer... oyta kabud nemu misubsub king lamesa, bala da mitutundu yamu, mete ne pala...bali kaduwa neng asawang dara ku, eku mu sasabian kanita kekayu kasi marine ku e bapa ku "POGI" ya... emu apapansin kanita pareng bok, potang mumuli ng 4:30 padala na kanaku itang pamangan aso na tinipun na ibat kareng mamangan lunch king eskwela. asna ku karine kanita pero ala kung agawa, ustung minuli kung alan dadalan mangapalmura ku kang tatang ku at anang sasabi"nukarin ing pamangan at danupan nala reng aso" mayap lapa pin kanita reng aso mi at dakal la kakanan at miyaliwa pang ulam..
mag-confess narin... Klea, makilabas kumu ne, mika buri ku naman kasi kanita keka... pareng Bok, aganaka mu inyang sinopan muku at pintalan te cabalantian para maglolo ku kaya at oyta pin halus 2 tanang oras keta karela ekupa makapagsalita...talagang 'torpe' ku yata...
pareng bok, nung aganak mepa e Carina Capili, kang mr. ocampo la kanita at ing classroom da itang babo na ning shop, gagawa muku pang love letter at kaibat na nita balot ke ing bato keng sulat at ibuga te ketang awang na ning classroom da... oyta ing makadamput ing seat mate na kaya iya ngeni ing akatuluyan ku i Agnes Malit.
ala na yatang manyaman bie nune ing high school tamu, at nung papilinan muku ngeni, nung nanu mo ing buri kung ibalik keng bie ku...pilinan ku itang inyang high school tamu para makapanyawad patawad karetang kalokuan pendapat tamu...

Basta keng Batch tamu...bawal ang pikon!!! ingat kayu ngan at God bless!

Bong

AM I GLAD TO BE ONE OF YOU GUYS (Herrie 'Bok' R.) Sept. 07, 2006

Dear Classmates,

My profound thanks to everybody for finally keeping in touch with eachother after sooooo many years. Again, I have intentionally kept silent forthe past weeks not only because I've been very busy with work (as usual)and with the family (Irene just arrive from Tehran & DubaiThursday)...whew...was I tired taking care of my 2 boys by myself. Anyway,it was such a great experience for me...bonding and taking care of my boys(Arvi 9, Adrian, 7 & Andre). I can only describe them as tornados in thehouse...specially in the kitchen wher they wreck havoc!
The joy that I feel seeing those exchanges between our classmates cannot bequantified...nothing feels better than the exhilirating thrill of hearingfrom guys like you... KARAG! TATET! BONYONG! PARENG ARNEL, LOY, KLEY, BONGV. BEDEW, BARIS & BAGUK, DETTE, ANTIK, ALICE, TESS, TAN, NOYK MAGLAQUI,BALUGA, BONES, DODU , POPEYE, ASO, CHAT, LIS2, TULUK...and theothers...Would like to hear from the others too like...ELMER O., NOELBITUIN, TAKA, ARNOLD GG, ROLLY, etc... We need to invite more to joinus....Hey, we grew up practically together and spent more time with eachother than our parents!As you already know, we have already raised initial funding for the "ClassFund" with the local donors raising around P 5,500.00. I have heard thatour dear classmate Alien has added some MORE! Thanks, you are truly anangel for the class. I can only hope that more is coming from ourclassmates from abroad. Indeed Klea has raised a valid question...what andhow are we going to handle the funds...what will be the mechanics forcollecting, donating & maintaining the fund. That I think needs to bediscussed formally in one of our monthly meetings which is also by thisSeptember when we attend the birthday celebration of Atty. Loy on the 23rd(right?). I guess then attendance is a must specially for the officers ne!We will send you the minutes and please try to share your suggestions andcomments.The idea basically is to have funds whenever tragedy befalls a classmate.We can donate a specified amount or goods. Also, we can use a portion forour activities like Christmas Party & of course for the reunion. Do we needto collect from our classmates from Madapdap, Pandacaqui, Bulaon or Sta.Lucia? Do we need to collect separately for the reunion, Christmas Party orany class project etc., There are so many questions that need to beanswered and we need inputs from everybody because everybody owns the ClassFund.I have heard also that other batches have also started networking when theyheard how effective ours has been...at least good example tamu ne...Evenour series of funny emails have found their way in other batches aswell....hmmmm. No need to worry though, we will still be sending you thesekind of stuff was just too busy lately...Pareng Arnel....lima la pangcomposition ku pakiaryan kulamu kanyan at siguradung mangapali ka kengtula!Lastly, I would like to thank all for a job well done and for continouslyremembering how special our class was....andaming animals, sari saringprofession, kanya-kanyang racket!

Best regards and keep it up!
BOK

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OFW.. Buhay ni Takaku Lugtu (Herrie "Bok" R.)Aug. 29, 2006

Metung karing pekamasakit a dadalanan ila retang kaklasi tamung kailanganpang magobra king aliwang bansa para adinan dong masanting a bukas rengpamilya ra. Masakit at kasakit ing makawale kerang pamilya, kaulguran atking balen a keragulan. Marakal pin kekatamu ing makalaut reng aliwa"immigrant na la" at reng aliwa talapagobra la o reng awsan tamung OFW.Ining email a ini para kekayu ngan atiyu aliwang bansa.Ing laman na nini basi ya keng delalanan na at patuluy nang dadalanan ningmetung tamung kaklasi ...makakawani karing anak...e miuli at magdililikarin Amerika uling ala yang "choice". Eku magtaka nung reng aliwa kekayutumulu ing luwa yu uling masakit ya rugu delanan karin ing paunakan ku.Lima neng banwa ala ya pang papel at sasalikot yamu karin ban nong apagaral reng 5 nang anak a lalaki. Reng atyu keni, bala da sasaluk yangkwalta karin...nanu ngan gastus at gamit ing pasali ra...
Uling kaklasitaya at close kami....misan akwentu na ing karanasan na!Miras ya karin i Taka uling kinwa ne nitang pisan mi...tiki ne karin bilangyaya na kanu nitang anak na keng pamag tour da Amerika...Karas na America, dinugpa ya Michigan at African American yqa ing amuna...atlu ya anak metung a dalagita, metung a lalaking teen ager at amalati ing negru at metung yang US Army Sargeant in chargerecruitment...ing asawa na naman metung yaring Army nurse magobra ketangArmy hospital.Ing sweldu na megumpisa yang $5.00/hour uling TNT ya anya eman makareklamupero stay in ya.Dininan de mo rugung kwartu a dati garage ya!Sabi ku kaya...sabyan mu kekayu ing dadalanan mu uling karin magastus labalara rugu sasaluk kang pera...ali na kanu bali basta aparalan nong perareng anak na ok mu agyu na ngan in kasakitan...Tune ya ping dakila at bukaling lugud keng pamilya ing magpasikan kaya keng oras ning kasakitan...Kalub na...ana nitang amu nang black American?Are you Japanese...How come your name is Takaku Lugtu? No sir ngana...I amFilipino....Oww ok...let us just call you Mary so as not to confuse thekids...By the way, this is your room....it used to be a garage and as you can seethere are lots of cockroaches....Ser....nganang Taka...me apraid ofkakrowts in Philippines many but kadiri!...What? Anyway...use this chalk(anti insect chalk) to get rid of them... How to use ser? Oww just write onthe wall and it is guaranteed they'll be out of here in a jiffy...Pangabukas.... mipalundag ya itang amu nang Taka anyang i check nengpasibayu ing kwartu nang Taka....keng dingding....kisami ampongtabla...makasulat at ginamit na itang chalk...KAKROWTS..GO AWAY...PAKYU....TSUPI....GO BACK TO YOUR BEGIN ...MAMATAY KAYONG LAHAT ....SHET!Bista man ing mumuna nang kapalpakan....
uling atneng kasipag i Taka,aluguran de reng anak na ning Negro at aisip na na sopan neng milub keng USArmy....Meg pa initial interview ya pamu....Ngan ning mengutang a maputingAmerkanu na kaluguran na naman nitang amu na....For the Marines itis....The Few, the Proud, the Marines....for the Airforce.....it's Aim HighAirforce...what do you think is the motto of the Army....minisip yangmalalam...aganaka ne itang ikit na keng gate na ning kampu at sinagut yangmasikan....NO ID NO ENTRY Sir! Mitda!!!So mibalik nenam keng amu nang Negru at uling aluguran da ne....tinggapreng adwang palad uli namang maragul yang saup karela at kareng anak atinuring na nang tune anak... Misan a aldo...itang dalagita pablasang alalureng pengari na...magpaalam ya kang Taka para lumwal.Nanny Mary...I am going out with my male friends tonight....Owdarling...your parents told me to look after you....I want to know who andwhat you are doing Ok Nanny here goes ngana.....Well....7:00 pm I'm going out with Pete to EAT! 8:00 pm I'm joining Lance to DANCE! 9:00 pm I'm joining CHUCK to....NO NO NO ...anang mipagulisak Taka....STAY IN THE HOUSE YOUNG LADY...kwananmu ku pamu keng tula tula ...balu kune susunud hmmp!
Sibukan na namang magsideline anyang misan para miragdag lang a padala nauling maghighschool....linub yang Caregiver downtown. Keng pamung mumunanang aldo...atin yang akilalang Filipina na ansawng Kanu...atyu nemu homefor the aged anya special ya kaya ita. Pablasang kayan ne anya specialya...Balang abak kukwentuan ne...Malungkut ya kasi uling reng anak napablkasang dagul la Amerika...ede sinese anyang matwa ne....Alam mohija...lahat yan pinalaki ko ng American upbringing kanya ayan...walasilang pusong Pinoy... binreast feed nyo po ba? hindi puro formulatedmilk....Ay kaya po siguro di close sa inyo.... Ako po, napunta ako dito saAmerika kakapanganak ko lang po...di ko na po na breast feed...pero wagmag-alala...ang gatas po nya PROMIL ...para sa MATATAG NA PANGARAP at angasawa ko naman parating umiinom ng Emperador....para sa TOTOONG TAGUMPAY!Bigla neng apansinan nitang matwa itang thermometer makasabit ya balugbugna....Hija...bat may thermometer ka sa tenga? Ay sorry po.....lapis ko palaang nasa pwet nyo.....Can I have my pencil please???ABSENT MINDED!So back to Negro nenaman ing bida tamu....
Mewala yamung mapilan abulan...aro itang sese nang dalagita mebuktut ya....Tatakut ya keng pengarina anya kang Nanny Mary karin namu pegtapat....Ing gewa na kitnan ne...Whodid this? It's my boss who owns the restaurant I work for in my part timejob! He is rich but he is married...you know....SHOCKS!Pekisabyan neng Taka itang salarin...You sir... you are married... what doyou plan to do!!! Kamwa nang TAKA bubusuk ya... Ow ya...I really love herbut I am married...this is the deal...if it is a boy, I'll give her $2M, ifa girl...$1M... Is this ok with you? Hmmmm nganang minisip Taka...just incase she has a miscarriage.....pls gib her anader chans...sayang pin namandeng kwalta...Edi mipatulu ya wawa itang tatang?
Ita namang kadwang anak a lalaki....ene masayadung kasundu kasi kanupanenamung iyang daramdaman mu lagyu kanu....Dad..Nanny Mary always callsmy name...it's kinda getting into my nerves....ngana kano....Paul becarePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul...Ow yeah!Atnang kasakit ing makalaut misan a aldo medalumdum ya biye i Taka anyangmaus ya ing asawa na...SWIT...eku na agyu ing problema ku ngana kangTaka....Lab....nganang Taka....problema tamu iyan....abe kata ngan kengsarap ampong problema...pane katang miaantabe..ali siguru ngana kaya..ali...para nanu pang misumpaan kata king pisamban....nanu wari ingproblema....o sige mapilit ka ....abuktut TE i Inday....IKATANGtatang....siguru kalupa TE potang lumwal ya! WAAAAA ga ga nang Taka.Oyni rugu ing kwentu na ning pawnakan ko America. Tune yaping bagong bayani.

BOK

'Misan a Gatpanapun... (DoMiNiC V.) Aug. 29, 2006

`Misan a gatpanapun'

Metung pa kareng agaganaka ku inyang high school, malambat lambat kerin isipan nung ninu reng kayabe kanita pero balu ku ikami murin reng manimunu… Nung agaganaka yula pa reng staircase na ning high school building, retang awsan dang `landing' yapin iti retang platform o resting place papunta na naman keng susunud a steps na ning stair. Retang landing tamu kanita tapat lang window at nung nukarin akakit me ing ibaba o labas na ning building… Oyta napu at midinan kaming idea… Nung atyu ka ground floor at mag-stay ya ing mamanik eran ketang landing akit me lalu na nung babae ya kasi makapalda yamu…
Ing strategy kanita… mag-tambay kami neng recess keta lalam at metung naman kekami keta yang landing na ning second floor mag-standby at manabat yang mamanik lalu na retang mangalagu. Kunwari pakisabian ne o atin yang kutang at ilele ne ing kasabi na malapit keng window kaya siguradu mu akit me pati kaluluwa. Pane biktima mi kanita reng Mercado sisters; e theresita, e gwen at ing wali da na emi ya murin pepatawaran. Gawan mi kanita lista mila nung nanu kule `etnap' ing susulud da.
Rugu emila murin pepaligtasan ri rina guevarra, alma labung, theresa sazon, nancy stevenson, nathalie david, theresa galura… reng titsers at dacal pa… sorry Irmie, mipalabas ya murin minsan yata e Didi, pane maka-short e annie cenzon, e rose klasmeyt tamu (sorry ne!). Atin pang makatula, e mrs. Cruz, inyang iyang lumabas at inyang atyu ne ketang landing na ning second floor bigla yang meglura king awang, naku pu ekuna balu nung ninu reng mitalsikan at balamu atin pang kayabe kule yellow…
Balu yu nung ninu ing keng babo na ning landing na manabat kareng lalabas a mangalago??? Wa, alang aliwa nune e edgar `tacos' marcos... magaling yang tune. King kelambatan, mebistu murin iting gagawan mi, inyang e mrs. Metcalf (eku balu nung ustu ku spelling) teacher ya naman iti kanita, inyang iyang mamanik apansin na kami ngan at makatalanga, oyta pu binuga nala reng bunut a dadalan na kekami… mayap namu at ala yang akilala nung ali mangasermon na naman kang sr. ida morin, OSB.

`Recollection'

Inyang fourth year tana yata kanita, mika recollection at meg overnight tamu school. ing balu ku kanita ikami reng boys keta kami room na dating laboratory kasiping na ning Library malapit ketang atin stair. Reng girls keta kayu yatang kabilang room… oyta reng madre ala lang sawang ro-ronda at magdalang flashlight. Inyang tahimik na ing bengi, biglang ating ginulisak kareng girls… at inyang manyindi lang sulu reng madre… naku pu e joselito `kutsinta' esteban atyu ya kareng girls… eku balu nung makananu yang meka gapang at miras kabilang room. Ing siste pa kanita, obat inyang malalam na ing bengi, mipagising kami ri bambon at atyu neman keng siping mi e joyce rivera, mabilis ya naman pala keng gapangan…abac nemu yata mibalik ketang pwestu na...

`Foundation Day'

Neng Foundation day, dacal kami murin kalokuan… nung agaganak yu gagamitan tamung panyali kanita retang `chits' neng ala nakami kareta, ing gagawan mi… kunwari luklukan miya itang box nung nukarin la babaldug reng chits at kuma kaming `ting-ting palis' at dinan miyang bubble gum dulu at sungkitan mila, siguradu mu ating dikit at potang pesos yamu babalik miya at retang 5 pesos ilang kukuwanan mi. kaya lagi kaming paldu kanita!

'Linking Booth'

Ketang `linking booth' buri ng george `L' nicdao I-link miya kang wency, asne kasakit dakpan e `panda' kaya keng pagal ming glenn s. pinosas mi nemu e george ketang volleyball pole. E froilan naman pinosas miya ketang wali ng tatet (Rea); oyta, manibat 9:00 na ning abac at miras na ing gatpanapun elapa mikawani kasi ba naman awala neng edgar `tacos' ing susi, gagaga ne ing wali ng tatet kaya ikwa mipang minta munisipyo para mandam duplicate ketang susi na ning posas.

'Dedication Booth'

(MRS-most requested song)Ketang `dedication booth\'…ayyyy kanyaman ganakan ing milabas…. Ikwa kulang apagasgas retang plaka na ning `endless love\' at `come what may\' uling pane kulang pade-decate kang Karen…i Tan at Ricky `buntuk\' pane namu itang "king & queen of hearts" (david pomeranz); Di Joel "Tsongo", Giovanni Sawal ampo ri Guidu..."hungry like a wolf" (duran duran); Joel M at i Bernadette R itang "if you\'re not\n here by my side" (menudo); kang Aselo at i Natalie D. itang "I just called to say I love you" (stevie wonder); i Rose O at Dina David, "against all odds (take a look at me now)" (phil collins); kang Edgar N at i Jocelyn R, "beat it" (michael jackson); kang Noli at i Buring, "black is black (I want my baby back)" (los bravos); kang George at i Wency, "PS I love you" (sharon cuneta); "what\'s love got to do with it" (tina turner) kang Analisa at Noli neman, kang Irmie at i Edel, "yesterday" (beatles);kang Arnel at i Blanca, "for your eyes only" (shenna easton) at "sa mata mo makikita" (imelda papin…walang kamatayan); kang Glen at Jenny, "it might be you" (stephen bishop); kang Vicente Nicdao at i Rosario, "bakit" (imelda papin); kang Rosario at i Dina David, "do you really want to hurt me" (culture club); kang Ramil at i Bernadette R, "kastilyong buhagin" (anthony castello); kang Angelita V at Bok, "a horse with no\n name" (america).... kang Analyn at i Froilan, "waiting for a girl like you" (foreigner); Cheryl at i Glenn, "don\'t stand to close to me" (police); Kang Rocelyn at i Gamby, "sayang" (claire dela fuente); kang Charito at i Dan Lopez, "where did our love go" (rico puno); kang Benjie at i Johnna, "may bukas pa" (rico puno again); "mr. lonely" (victor wood).

'Horror Booth'

Ketang `horror booth' karin matindi… pilit yang pa-make-up e joselito `teban' kasi iyang maka-kera ketang kabaong, sabi ng bok "ali naka kasi mas makatakut naka itsura"… ing strategy naman karin neng mangalagu la reng lulub, palambatan mila at nung lalaki la reng lulub, sasagli lamu. Ing makatula karin inyang st. scho la reng lungub at uling abe dala reng tau (boyfriend) da, sabi mi e-pwedeng sabe la reng boys at girls. Oyta at inyang atyu nala kilub reng `kulasa' ikwa da nang melilyu uling pilan milang besis dinurut keta kilub… e bok iyang guide… sawa mong kawol ne pare… inyang reng boys na ilang lungub, sabi ng bok `chance tana ini at maka-ganti kareng bosconians' oyta puru saping ing ikwa da at mengasapung-sapung la kareng lamesa kasi asna kadalumdum. Inyang e lilia torres iyang lungub naman, at uling crush neng edgar `tacos' ene buring patalan kekami, oyta at kalub na, eya pa man milakad ginulisak ne at selat na neng `teban' nanung milyari?? mitumbukan lang'teban' at `tacos' keng babo na ning kabaong.2 days yamung meg-operate ing horror booth at pepalako de reng madre kasi ating sinumbung na penyalat dala kanu… balu yu nung ninu reng sinumbong??? Retang lower year kekatamu. Retang "papaya's angels" i nancy, i claire at olivia… Pare-parewu lapa mong mangaragul salu!
Dacal pang mengapalyari oneng pigugunaman kula pamo! Nung atin mali
o emasanting kareng asulat ku, patawad napu… basta ing pikon, lagi yang talo!

Mayap a oras kekayu ngan!
Dominic

Elementary & High School Trivia (Arnel "Mat..." V.) Aug. 28, 2006

Pareng Bok ang Bong V. ala kayung kupas, Pareng Bones malalakwan ka yata?ala pang bayung accomplishment. Kareng atyu Saudi, Amerika, Pilipinas atnukarin pang lugar kumsta ngan kekayu.?Atin ku mung mapilan a triviaquestion anyang elem. at high school tamu, lawen ku nung masikan ko pamemorya pakisagot yo nomo.Elementary & High school Trivia QuestionsPakisagot, nung talagang masikan ka memorya.
1.???? Ninu deng teachers tamung grade 4 and grade 5? Both section. Grade 4Boys Ms. Flores Grade 4 Girls Ms. Caridad Serrano
2.???? Ninu ing madre pane mangulangot? Patawad po Sr. Esperanza
3.???? Oyni karen yang mapanyilip, Hulaan ye ninu ing sinilip dang ayni.Batang bata at ane kaputi anang? Pareng?Aselo at Bok kanita anyangawsan dakami, makalulk luk ya ketang gate at makasalampak ya. (Ditak ku mipasukaanyangikit ke). YUKK!!! ATCHING LET
4.???? Ninu ing pendungus ng kardong duling (ing kampanero, aliwa ingkaklase tamu ne) king shop ng Mr. Ocampo uling kalian de. ATTY LOY bisayang gumanti anya megabogadu ya!
5.???? Ninung miyatsa king aslam neng Gemong Turla king awang na ning 3rdFloor? Abe ko memaung aslam ing high school building.EVANGELINE MANGUERRA
6.???? Ninu ing piglolon ng Pareng Herrie anyang4th yr. tamu kareng 3rdyear kanita? TSISMIS MU ITA...Pre Secret ita...
7.???? Ninu ing kenakbagan at mituran paso (atin yang tanaman) king buntukanyanghigh school tamu? Abe ko tibe na buntuk eman ninanu. EDWIN HAPON
8.???? Ninu ing ena buring aba bau Mrs. Cortez istung magcheck yangnotebook? GEMONG TURLA
9.???? Ninu ing muse tamu anyanggrade 6 & 4th year? (Section A & B)IRMIE....by force!
10.Ninu ing pane maka short hangga man anyanghigh school tamu kareng boys?Tip atyu ne amerika ini. ROLLY OLALIA
11.Ninu ing madre awsan dang tagak kanita? Patawad po SR. IDA MORIN OSB
12.Ninu ing teacher tamung Science anyangGrade 6? MRS. CUENCO
13.Ninu ing teacher tamung religion anyang3rd and 4th year? 3RD YEAR Sr.Esperenza 4th Year Sr. ADELA
14.Ninu ing kaklase tamung elem. istung byernes absent ya? Atin yang fridaysickness. ELYUNG!15.Ninu ing crush ku kareng kaklase tamu anyanghigh school? LIGAYA MANDAPhe he he....balamu akalingwan kune ne.....Istung asagut yu la hanggang No. 14, sagutan ke ing No. 15 uling alang mikibalu kaniti.

Take care everybody and God Bless

Arnel V.

Mentors Galore (Herrie "Bok" H.) Aug. 26, 2006

Wew...

tikal ku ketang email ku nandin re:egroups.....Masyadu yang serious.Patalastas yamu ita...Now back to the ballgame tamu. Today I would like todiscuss in detial a little background about our teachers.... The contentsis based on my conversations with Sr Godejarda, Sr Elisa Tinoko & Sr Dethilde...
a. MR. GREGORIO OACMPO - he applied in SMA upon graduation and wasimediately hired as CAT Commandant. Anyang mumuna...ok pa. Oneng medyumehalatayamu ustung tactical inpection patye manibak yang buwak kareng lalaki,tatalan yang sukle ampong pamepe (ala pang dryer) kaibat ngana...."angsoft, ang dulas...para kang nagpasalon"! Oyta, kena re keng practical artsing problema kesa carpentry in tiru na, cooking & dressmaking in abalu radeng estudyanti na!
b. MRS MARY CRUZ - balu yu bang ing birthday na November1. Y Dang Marymegapply ya SMA kaibat na ning gera...Ali ya comfort women ne! Mumuna nangobra Science teacher ya...oneng uli yatang ibat ya keng old school at veryconservative ya... anyang turu neng reproductive system anyang iexpalin neing reproductive system ngana....the toy car of the male will enter thegarage of the female, then the car will unload its passengers...onenganyang mag periodical test na anyang i check do reng madre reng testpaper...ketang question a ...what do you call the male organ...aro atinmekibat...TOYTOY! A pepaturwan dane mu Florante at Laura...
c. MRS MEL BACANI - balu yo anyang muna yang munta SMA i Ms Mel, atneng kacute at payat ya pa. So aisip da kanu reng madre...ah gawan tayang Englishteacher ini. Y Mel naman, talagang pighandaan na ini at mig summer ya pakeng Speechmasters for added confidence... Misan a aldo pepagdemo teachingde...atyu la ngan pamo reng madre....Class good morning....I am Ms. Ameliaand I will be your spelling teacher....Ok can you spell the name of the hotdrink that your father likes to drink every morning while reading thenewspapers....Aro ka slang na po balamu anak yang Amerkanu....anya sabi rameganerbyusan la reng anak at alang mekibat....to break the ice....iyanapamu megspell i Mel....ok....I will spell it for you....listen carefullyngana kano.....C...HO...HEF...HEF...HEE...HEE... handerstand! Mibulang lareng madre...nilipat de Filipino at tinuru nya mung Noli Me Tangere...balayu mo yari ne karin ing kwento....ngana kano....si Hivara at Vasilio hayhihisa...sila hay kumakatawan sa fanghahapi ng mga kastila! Luid ya ingCapampangan Ms. Mel!
d. MS. YUMUL - Ing ambisyun na maging dentista talaga kanu oneng ala pangmag major gagawang braces anya migmestra ya at tinuru yang English .Ingsabi ra kanaku PE teacher in inapplyan na kasi kanu anyang estudyante yaSMA, player ya kanung baseball. Anya pala ustung mapipikun ya mamasibasyang blackboard eraser...problema....anyang basibasan ne i Aselo, besibasne murin kayang pare ku itang eraser. Kaya mu....as in kaya ku mu atakmaning mag Christmas Party ing pamangan ligang babi at iakami pang miglutu!Ano ba yan! Salamat at one year yamu SMA!
e. Ms. ROSE MASANGQUE - originally ing inapplyan na is home economics &proper grooming. matalino ya ing taung a ini bista man kalulula...pagsikapan nang maging mestra... Ok first day of class na turu yamath....kalub na....GOOOOOD morning at pakembut kembut ya pa! Hmmmm ok nesana ot ala naman rugung sinabi kaya.....Ma'am, patye mengana kang oilbuwak....eka mag HAIRBAND!
f. Ms. MENDOZA - black beauty ya ini at akwentu na....i Tuadles kanumeglolo ya kaya itang PBA player...Makananu lang mikalala....anya palangcollege ya varsity ne ning swimming team ra....hmmm that explainsit...ngeni ku pamu abalu....bakit kabud nya mu megdive ketang fishpond dari Lourdes Guintu anyang mamasyal tamu...."force of habit"...kelyan ye pamone!
g. Ms. ANN ANGELES - megulu Baculud anyang muna yang mag apply king SMA.Kaynakan na.....19 years old....katas na....5'8", maputiya...malagu...balbun....at tinuru ya Biology.......iyang panalili ra kangMrs Cruz....salamat naman at ali tane disnan...Alang makapagsabi karenglalaki na ede ni minsan a isip....instrumental ya at ginising no nganhormones reng estudyanti nang lalaki.. nanu kaya nung.....i Froilanmagpraktis yapin mika power a maging invisible ban ne kanung luban kwartuna....Karok
h. MRS CORTES - tuturu yang English anyang highschool. Master no rengTenses of Verbs.....Wait....Waited.....Waiting....for the Bell! Idol nengBadew ini...biru mo....inspite of....mekapakyasawa ya pa at patay na patay ya kaya i Mr Cortes (patay na rin ) kasi kanu malakandila ya taliri gamat...taliri mu ing aburi na kaya? Anyway..pepaturwan deng history anyang mumuna.. misan mepikun ya kasi mayli la ngan anyang pakit ne itang litratuna ning CRO MAGNON man ampong JAVA man. So kena de kanu king specialexperimental class a Spanish....Donde Vas...(where are you going?) LalaVas! E pala biyasang Spanish so binalik de keng English waiting again! forthe bell!
i. Ms Lydia Bisda - favorite elementary teacher taya halus ini kasinaman...kasipag na anggang allergic ya keng chalk...tatali ne pa pin itangtaliri ban eya midinan remember? Favorite singer na i JaMES TAYLOR anyapepakanta ne ing "You've Got A Friend" kekatamu anyang grade 2. Magmadre yasana kanu pero ede peyagan kasi buri nang Benedictine name kanu Sr. Mary James Taylor!!! diehard naman sobra!
j. Rita Tullao - another favorite teacher tamu na meging madre....down toearth ya at malugud ya karing anak...e pwedi tirahan ini malakas ya baboini anya puro good mu ing sabyan ku.Sige...sana naman aburi yu ing asabi da kanaku reng atlung madre a akasabiku na dinalo ku pamu Baguio Benedictine House....

magtaka kumu....otatandanan da ngan ining tungkul kareng teachers tamu....sige sagli...mengapatakla ya salol na i Sr Elisa...sibat naku pota palinis de pakanaku... Aruuuu tatagal ya itang metung a madre....i Sr Remedios....mako naku pota nanu nanaman kwentu na Mickey Mouse (forgive me Lord...just trying to make my classmates laugh)! Happy weekend to all...pwera kang Kley kasi magobra ya pa!

Bok